I have hankering for trying one of the story competitions. However, I am a slow writer and by the time they are announced, I have a snowball in hells chance of having anything finished for the deadline. So on that note, I decided to make a start now in the hope that there would be a Halloween one.
I was going to ask if there was indeed going to be one, but then in a totally rare moment of common sense (I know, I am sorry, I will try and ensure that it doesn't happen again….) I gave the forum search facility a go. And low and behold, the search gods were with me, and threw a heap of results at my face.
Given previous history, it would appear that there most likely would indeed be one, and that it's normally announced in the later end of September. Like I said, that's normally way too late for me as I am one finger keyboard stabber and it takes me a week to commit fourteen hundred words to Word (other programs are available).
In a further bout of insanity (I know, it's not been a good day) I read the instructions for last year and since I have thrown caution to the wind already, it seemed churlish not to go that little bit extra and actually, you know, read the attached rules….
Which turned out to be a little surprising (I don't have a good track record for rules…).
Anyway, the following is mostly for my benefit:
All characters who engage in sexual activity will be 18 or older, no flashbacks to younger times. Ahhh, okay, plan D then.
Stories will be complete with paragraphs, proper spelling and shit. Ahh, being 'complete' could be an issue with my track record…
Stories will be submitted in the time frame for submissions… Boom! I've got this covered…hopefully.
Minimum submission size is four thousand words… Fourteen hundred words a week, so a month to write five thousand words, another month for spelling and attempts to put spaces in the right place… Bring it on and lets, err, do something constructive…
By participating in the contest you grant…blah, blah, blah, yip not bothered/ interested…
Voting will be blind… Obviously.
Winning authors… Bwahahaha…
Prize money will be… Not applicable
And paid in dollars… See above…
Contest needs a minimum of six submissions… How many submitted last year? How do you check? Should I try my luck and try the search function again? Well fuck me… 2021 24 submissions, 2020 9, 2019 14, 2018 6 (Ooo, cutting it a bit fine there…), 2017 13, 2016 6 (another bad year), 2015 8… Right, I'm bored of that shit now…
Each contest may contain its own additional rules…. Oh bollocks…. :(