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A pun I'd like to see worked into a story

Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

I'd like to see someone refer to semen as "High fructose porn syrup"

I did a quick search for it here but not looked in actual stories.

Replies:   bk69  Justin Case  joyR  Justin Case
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Freyrs_stories

Should be high GLUCOSE. Just to be accurate.

Replies:   daisydesiree
daisydesiree ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Fructose is appropriate since it comes from a guy's grapes.

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@daisydesiree

Fructose is appropriate since it comes from a guy's grapes.

Fructose isn't just sugar from a fruit. It's a specific chemical compound.

Replies:   Radagast
Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

So the line has to be used in a gay story?

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

I thought semen was suppose to taste salty and not sweet.

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

The taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of the tongue, not the back of the throat. That's probably why you were confused.

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

I am not confused. Just pointing out how "High fructose porn syrup" would taste sweet yet every time someone talks about what semen tastes like it is always salty.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

yet every time someone talks about what semen tastes like it is always salty.

Given the number of obese people with type 2 diabetes in the USA, you'd expect about half the samples to be sweet ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Given the number of obese people with type 2 diabetes in the USA, you'd expect about half the samples to be sweet

Mix equal parts granulated sugar and table salt. put a bit of the mixture on your tongue. Does it taste salty, sweet, or both. I'd bet on both.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

If the title were 'A gun I'd like to see worked into a story', there would have been over 100 replies by now ;-)

AJ

Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

that tongue map hokum was debunked more than a decade ago. but I do know that taste is highly diet dependent

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

Speaking of obese people, when you go to a store it is hard to find anything larger then a 40 waist.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

You have to go to specialty big & tall shops for that.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

when you go to a store it is hard to find anything larger then a 40 waist.

I wear a 46/34. I'm also 6'2" and 290.

I don't buy expensive pants, because I have weightlifter thighs - my waist is actually a 44, but I have to buy larger pants to get them over my thighs. Which also means that I tend to rip them out, like when I squat down.

I'll go into Marshalls about once a quarter, to see what they have. Invariably I'll find half a dozen pairs of pants that were $80 in the original store, for $15.

Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

At least you have those. I have a medium - large frame. I'm actually small in stature compared to the rest of my family. that said if you ignore recent weight gain I'm a 34/36 and now for most clothes a 38/40. 42 seems to be the upper limit here. And I'm neither 'big' nor 'tall' only 5'11" 230 Lbs. I'm the smallest male in quite a few generations. please note I've estimated your units from metric like the rest of the world uses

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

I have it really bad as I am a 5'6" 240lb 48/30. I mostly wear sweat pants since they have elastic at both ends.
I have to keep telling myself that I am not fat, just to damn short.

Replies:   Freyrs_stories  Radagast
Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

Maybe 'Under Tall'

Oh and for those sizes I was quoting I'm only using Waist so 34" or 36" and 38" or 40".

I assume the other measure is leg length, here we just have 3, Stout, Regular and Long. They scale with waist to an average range for that measurement.

If you buy more tailored clothes you may get a leg length measurement but not for day to day clothes or maybe what Americans call designer Jeans etc, but they're a carry over from the US system anyway

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Freyrs_stories

Maybe 'Under Tall'

Vertically challenged. :)

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Freyrs_stories

I assume the other measure is leg length, here we just have 3

In the US, men's slacks and jeans are sized with two measurements, both in inches; waist and inseam. Inseam is the measurement from crotch to ankle on the inside of the leg.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

Grow a beard, wear a helmet and carry an axe everywhere. If anyone complains tell them they are heightist & speciesist.

Justin Case ๐Ÿšซ

@Freyrs_stories

Challenge accepted.
Will let you know which story/chapter I use it in.

Freyrs_stories ๐Ÿšซ

@Justin Case

should we call you Lazarus. this thread was pretty old

Michael Loucks ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@Justin Case

Already done โ€” AWLL3 Book 01 Chapter 8 (published 2020-01-01).

joyR ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@Freyrs_stories

I'd like to see someone refer to semen as "High fructose porn syrup"

Come again?

Justin Case ๐Ÿšซ

@Freyrs_stories

Here ya go !!!
I worked it in on this chapter.

https://storiesonline.net/s/28145:261315/chapter-8-my-very-own-jeannie

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