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A Story about Crew (rowing)

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

The story should explain why students who row should take Latin so they can be a better rowman.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

And each student should wear a fluorescent jacket so they can be a rowman in the glowman.

AJ

Banadin ๐Ÿšซ

I thought the rowman empire was dead?

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Banadin

It's just sleeping.

Dinsdale ๐Ÿšซ

Artie wrote a story called "Row" (the filenames were row2.html / row2.pdf) back in 2004 and put it up on AssTr. He deleted it along with the rest of his work several years later but you may be able to find it via the Wayback machine or any other place where his body of work was mirrored.
No Latin in it though.
Don't Mess with Crew!

Replies:   PotomacBob
PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@Dinsdale

you may be able to find it via the Wayback machine

I've seen Wayback machine referenced several times. What is it? Where is it?

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

Wayback machine

Originally the term came from a cartoon. Mister Peabody and Sherman were a feature on the Rocky & Bullwinkle show in the 50's and 60's. In order for Mister Peabody to teach Sherman history, he invented the WABAC time machine.

Now the term is from the Internet Archive. 345 Billion (or so) web pages stored since 2001.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

students who row

Wouldn't that also be about mutual masturbation, since there's someone (the cocks swain - I know that's not how it's spelled, but you started this) always yelling out 'Stroke, stroke, stroke ...)

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

Wouldn't that also be about mutual masturbation,

If it's a sweep boat, but a skull infers a more vigorous oral satisfaction.

Magic can be involved where an oarlock is involved.

Some are skilled enough press a collar upon an oarlock.

The five stages of a rowing stroke are much the same as a guy having sex;
Catch : Drive : Finish : Release : Recovery

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

Of course, they all need to use the same hairdresser to make sure they get the right crew cut.

Peterspeter ๐Ÿšซ

For a Philadelphis-centric story I've been noodling on for a while, my main character is small in stature (think Robert Reich, who was actually a cox) who gets recruited by a club. I'd like to hear serious responses about this.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Peterspeter

If your main character is small in stature then he could only safety noodle in shallow water. Unless he has unusually long arms..?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Canoes don't have a cox so he couldn't be canoodling.

AJ

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Canoes don't have a cox so he couldn't be canoodling.

If he has a twin brother... Coxless pairs..?

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Coxless pairs

wouldn't that be sisters?

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

wouldn't that be sisters?

Shush...!!!! mention sisters and awnlee will start on punt puns...

:)

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Coxless pairs..?

That's tautology since a cox is an apple therefore can't be a pear.

AJ

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

That's tautology since a cox is an apple therefore can't be a pear.

A cox is an orange before the pips are removed. :)

karactr ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

And you all need to go into the corner and meditate. It is timeout time.

Replies:   joyR
joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@karactr

You need to explain the meaning of 'meditate' to awnlee... Preferably before he makes the corner all sticky...

:)

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