It's about a loner boy who is hanging out in the basement during his sisters slumber party(I think). And her friends come down and torture him and he gets so annoyed that he threatens to tell the police if they don't listen to what he says.
Thanks in advance :)
Edit: just thought of another story I'm looking for. It's about a boy who wins the lottery at a local gas station and he starts dating the girl of his dreams who works there.