@karactr
How in the hell can I keep up?
Ok, so the simple answer is you can't.
If you have an iPad or similar, download the epub version and read whenever/wherever you can, offline.
Bookmark stories in progress, wait until they are complete before reading them.
Learn what story size means to your reading speed. Leave longer stories for weekends or when you can immerse yourself.
If you don't have premier access, go to page one then bookmark in your browser, find an author you like? Go to his/her story page and bookmark it.
Not being able to find a story you want to read is worse than not having the time to read those you can find.
Lastly beware..!! Our beloved webmaster has an evil streak, he places a random story at the head of the 'stream' (main page) and adds a link to further random stories. This is sometimes called the 'random story generator' more accurately it is a quick way to lose hours, sometimes days of your life. Yes you will be entertained, yes there are wonderful stories to be found, yes it will abide by your preferences and hide story types you don't like, it's temptingly perfect. Leave it alone..!!
Retire first, then caress it just once, tenderly, and kiss your life as you know it goodbye...