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StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

If Superman were getting a blowjob in Darwin, would this slang sentence make sense? (Meaning his ejaculate didn't blow the back of her head off?)

You gave him a gobby, and his sprog didn't kill you?

Those of you who've read my story know and understand why I'm asking this question ...

Replies:   Ernest Bywater  madnige  Grant
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

You gave him a gobby, and his sprog didn't kill you?

It makes no sense to me, but then, I'm only familiar with slang from NSW, Q'ld, and Vic. So those nutters in NT could be saying almost anything.

Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

It might make sense to fellow Australians, but I could see it causing confusion in Blighty, where 'sprog' is a slang term for a child. So the image it conjures, is that of Superman firing young children out of his cock like a canon firing clowns in the circus....

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

And 'gobby' is an adjective meaning tending to talk too loudly and in a blunt or opinionated way. (And, in my experience, usually said about females.)

AJ

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I thought that was 'gabby'

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

I thought that was 'gabby'

I think there may be a regional aspect to the relative frequencies of gobby and gabby. I've seen and heard both many times but I always associate gobby with a northern accent.

Aj

Pixy ๐Ÿšซ

Also young male apprentices. However a hard re-boot to the back of the head with a shovel has been known to be very effective in treating 'gobbyness'...

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Pixy

However a hard re-boot to the back of the head with a shovel has been known to be very effective in treating 'gobbyness'...

That could be painful if he was giving a BJ at the time ;-)

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@awnlee jawking

That could be painful if he was giving a BJ at the time ;-)

And you didn't even ask which head?

Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ
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I don't know the specifics of the slang terms you're requesting. What I do know is that slang is temporal dependent. They rise at a specific point in time, and most always fads with a generation. That applies to anywhere, not just Australia.

That said, you will have to find the specific slang for the time period in question. Either that, or use a more ubiquitous term.

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Remus2

I don't know the specifics of the slang terms you're requesting. What I do know is that slang is temporal dependent. They rise at a specific point in time, and most always fads with a generation. That applies to anywhere, not just Australia.

While I have heard both gobby and sprog used as British slang (as mentioned by others), I've never heard them used as Aussie slang at all.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

I've never heard them used as Aussie slang at all.

Me neither, but a google search for 'gobby slang dictionary' seems pretty conclusive in that respect.

AJ

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

I've never heard them used as Aussie slang at all.

This page is why I ask:
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Australian_English_sexual_terms

gobby โ€“ to receive fellatio. As in 'This hot chick gave me a great gobby last night'.
sprog โ€“ Semen. Also old Australian term for an infant, as in, "The misses just gave birth to a little sprog", or "The buggar's got 3 young sprogs at home".

Replies:   Remus2  Ernest Bywater
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

I suspect the wiki page is wrong again given the responses from the Australian contingent responses.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

Don't know where they got that list from, but the following I have never heard used in Australia in the way the list has them:

bat or bat off - never heard it used that way

blue as in pornographic, have heard it used in US films for that meaning, but in Australian slang a blue is a fight

drum as brothel - - drum is usually used to mean information or gossip

flog - to flog something is to beat it, so I can see where they think this is from, but you never flog yourself, you flog someone else, so the meaning they have is all wrong.

Gobby - - never ehard it used at all

polly waffle = brothel - - never heard it and it sounds more like Cockney rhyming slang.

have a naughty - - is British slang not Aussie

slapa - never heard it used that way

sprog - never heard it used that way

...................

I suspect everyone one of these has come from British slang and may have been heard being used by some British migrants a 100 plus years ago.

Grant ๐Ÿšซ
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@Ernest Bywater

While I have heard both gobby and sprog used as British slang (as mentioned by others), I've never heard them used as Aussie slang at all.

I've know quite a few people that use Sprog when referring to young children, while living here in the NT and in NSW & SA.

I don't know what state they were all originally from, although several were from NSW & Victoria.

Replies:   Ernest Bywater
Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Grant

I've know quite a few people that use Sprog when referring to young children, while living here in the NT and in NSW & SA.

yes, as a term for small children some have adopted from the Brits, in the way rugrat is also used for small children has been adopted from the Yanks. But never as a substitute for semen.

William Turney Morris ๐Ÿšซ

I'm an aussie, and you suggested slang doesn't work for me. Mind you, I wasn't from the top end, and I have been away for almost 20 years. But instead of 'sprog', I would use 'spunk'.

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@William Turney Morris

Yeah, I think that's a universal term.

madnige ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

If Superman were getting a blowjob

Obligatory Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex reference

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@madnige

Obligatory Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex reference

Not really needed, because I know that Larry Niven article VERY well. Which is, of course, why this came up, because it came up in Book One. :)

Grant ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

If Superman were getting a blowjob in Darwin, would this slang sentence make sense? (Meaning his ejaculate didn't blow the back of her head off?)

You gave him a gobby, and his sprog didn't kill you?

As others have mentioned, not really.

Darwin (and the Top End in general) used to have very distinctive slang (gammon (or gammin), budju, grouse, gash etc), but it'd pretty much died out by the late 90's, early 2000s.

Replies:   StarFleet Carl
StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ
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@Grant

Darwin (and the Top End in general) used to have very distinctive slang (gammon (or gammin), budju, grouse, gash etc), but it'd pretty much died out by the late 90's, early 2000s.

Keep in mind my story is set in 1984 / 85. (Finally made it there!)

While you don't use it NOW, what about then?

And yes, I've heard sprog used before regarding children.

The person saying this specifically is an indigenous Australian, is from the NT, and specifically near Uluru. I realize that with the size of Australia, just as in America, the place is so big that what someone says on the east coast isn't what someone says on the west coast.

ETA: I also realize that a lot of Australian slang has British roots, because of being a Commonwealth nation.

Replies:   Grant
Grant ๐Ÿšซ

@StarFleet Carl

Keep in mind my story is set in 1984 / 85. (Finally made it there!)

While you don't use it NOW, what about then?

Nope, not even then.
I'd never heard of a gobby until now, and sprog only ever in relation to kids. Even down around Alice Springs (got friends living down there) which has it's own slang (due to the different Aboriginal language groups from here in the Top End)- but down there sprogs are still kids and never heard of a gobby.

Thinking back (it's such a long time ago now), it would've just been a head job/blow job & shoot a load, blow a load.

Sex was often referred to as the beast with 2 backs, horizontal folk dancing, getting jiggy etc. But these weren't so much Darwin expressions as just those that were generally around at the time (and these were more late 80's early 90s than early/mid 80s). While there were plenty of euphemisms for sex, there were only a few for oral sex and i don't remember any being used in general.

Grant ๐Ÿšซ

I'd forgotten about this- The Budju song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZSBPMJP_00

tysonklibbe ๐Ÿšซ

Movie called 'Australia', released in '08 and 'the man from snowy river' released in '82. They are good references for aussie slang from the periods/era

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