In the following sentence, is "neither of us" a singular or plural construct?
don't forget, despite how it feels, neither of us is here.
After all, "neither of us" is more akin to "no one here" than it is to "we", as it denotes a negative, rather than a plural phrase.
Just going by the sound of the resulting sentences, it seems that either "is" or "are" works equally well, but (for some ungodly reason) I prefer the singular in this context.