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Your next story needs a motorized picnic table

Bondi Beach ๐Ÿšซ

They do things differently in Perth.

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/These-picnickers-riding-a-motorized-table-are-6638547.php

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Replies:   Grant
Grant ๐Ÿšซ

@Bondi Beach

Used to be idiots on motorised Eskys.
Guess they're not big enough now.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Grant

Used to be idiots on motorised Eskys.
Guess they're not big enough now.

The idiots drink more now and the Eskys don't carry enough beer now, so they need the table to put multiple Eskys on.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Grant

Used to be idiots on motorised Eskys.

motorized Eskys are so last century.

How about arm chairs? http://www.autoblog.com/2007/07/24/armchair-cruisers/

A couch? http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/university-brings-down-the-hammer-on-the-motorized-couch-25-07-2010/

A Bed? An office desk? http://technabob.com/blog/2009/11/03/worlds-wackiest-racers/

I'll call your picnic table and raise you a dinner table http://metro.co.uk/2010/09/05/motorised-table-bids-for-fastest-furniture-record-3435591/

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

I forgot the wine barrels: http://randomthoughtsofdrunkard.blogspot.com/2011/11/rolling-on-wine-barrels.html

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