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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

From today's paper:

B cup beasts weigh around 10oz each.
C cup breasts weigh around 1lb each.
D cup breasts weigh around 1lb 8oz each.
DD/E cup breasts can weigh anywhere between 1lb 8oz and 3lb each.

AJ

TheDarkKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

B cup beasts are the most dangerous.

Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@TheDarkKnight

Are you looking for an exact measure or are you just curious, as certain breasts are notably denser than others are. Just ask any woman who's routinely forcibly squeezed into little mental contraptions just to have their breasts scanned for medial issues.

Most have few problems, yet for others, it's a real ordeal.

For example, fat tissue can often be significantly denser than other fat tissue, depending on how it developed, where it's used or how the undying tissue used (i.e. muscles, belly fat, hip fat, etc.).

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TheDarkKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Crumbly Writer

I was just making a bad joke out of the misspelling of "breasts". Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

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Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@TheDarkKnight

Often, people tend to read what they expect to see, rather than the words on the page. Why do you think I use so many in-line formatting. If you're playing with puns, you need to ensure that readers will actually observe the pun. Thus, either bold the text or put the punishing word in single quotes.

B cup beasts are the most dangerous!

It was quite humorous, once I finally noticed the actual spelling. ;)

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TheDarkKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Crumbly Writer

Speaking of bad puns, I've been thinking there should be a new category of stories called "Cumming of Age".

Is that what you mean, CW?

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@TheDarkKnight

B cup beasts are the most dangerous.

English saying: A cups mean A-levels :-)

AJ

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ
Updated:

@awnlee jawking

That doesn't work in real life. The actual size of the breast for a given cup size changes with band size.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

The top google answer:

It's important to note that as band sizes increase, so do cup sizes - this means that a 36C has a larger cup than a 34C, but both have the same cup volume.

NB: Other google links may vary. It seems that bra science is far from rigorous.

If the cup volume stays the same, surely the breast volume and weight stay the same.

I'm not sure how the author arrived at those weights in the first place but they must be some sort of average.

AJ

Replies:   akarge  DBActive
akarge ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I'm not sure how the author arrived at those weights in the first place but they must be some sort of average.

UNFORTUNATELY, my memory flashed back about 40 years to a single panel cartoon/illustration in an article in "The Dragon" magazine. (Dungeons and Dragons article). It was called something like "Can my troll float?". The article was trying to discover the density of trolls, etc. The cartoon was a crate with bunches of troll PARTS next to a kobold with a saw and a work table. Funny, except when you flash on girl parts instead.

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

From people who actually sell bras:

The Bra Band: Bust Ratio Explained
To understand the sister sizes, it is important to know the bra band and cup correlation that is the foundation for bra engineer and design. This has been a huge myth for most women. To resolve this myth, you first need to know the following facts:

Bra sizes are in essence ratios - band: bust ratios.
For the same cup size, cup volume (how much breast tissue the bra can hold) increases while band size increases. This is the most common misconception most women have, as they believe the the same cup size holds the same breasts volume among all sizes of women.
For the same band size, cup volume (how much breast tissue the bra can hold) increases while cup size increases.

https://www.finallybra.com/pages/bra-sister-sizes

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

As I said, in the post to which you replied, other Google links may vary. My information was also from a bra seller.

Note that some bras have adjustable bands. Changing the band size does not affect the cup size.

AJ

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I don't mind if a breast can pass the pencil test. But anything bigger than a broomstick, no thank you. Nor can I understand how women can show off their big floppy tits with pride, But that's just my opinion.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

Nor can I understand how women can show off their big floppy tits with pride

Perhaps to hide their knobbly knees? :-)

AJ

Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

Nowadays, the girls who grew up in the modern 'show it all' period continue during so in their later middle ages, so online 'Mature Porn' is all the rage.

I actually find the whole thing quite intriguing, yet now there's a LOT more mature porn than there is of younger girls, and the worst part is that ALL the younger girls ARE from porn images, as no-longer the same 'girl next girl' we had when I was younger.

In my opinion, for whatever it matters to anyone else, the more openly exposing their bodies, the more options we have. So we can simply pick and choose which we prefer. Just as I'll admire attractive naked male bodies, I really don't need to see them actually engaging in gay sex. Still, I appreciate that it is available for those who want it. The more freedom, the freer we all are, while the fewer who share our freedoms, the less free any of us are.

So, let's free up some more naked beasts! ;) (wink, wink)

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ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Crumbly Writer

The worst is when they are up high on their hands and knees and their tits still reach the floor.

Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

The bigger issue is, at that age, you shouldn't be showing your Ass, as it's no longer your best feature! Geez! ;)

I don't mind saggy breasts, but fat, flabby, wrinkled asses, that's a bridge too far for me. At least if there's someone behind them, shagging their asses, they're still better off by obscuring their worst features.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@ystokes

The worst is when they are up high on their hands and knees and their tits still reach the floor.

If you had a pair of testicles weighing nearly half a stone, I bet they'd be resting on the ground when a middle-aged you was on your hands and knees.

AJ

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Crumbly Writer ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Consider the sheer physics of the act, with that much weight pulling down, how much of an erection will you honestly be able to yield?

Dicrostonyx ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

I think the important question here, that most have missed, is what paper are you reading?

Replies:   jimq2  awnlee jawking
jimq2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dicrostonyx

Probably some liberal British rag. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dicrostonyx

I think the important question here, that most have missed, is what paper are you reading?

Actually the article was a thinly disguised advertorial for a book published by the woman researcher. I may be able to dig out the author and publisher if anyone's interested.

AJ

Joe Long ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Then why do some women have breast reduction surgery to alleviate back problems, if even the largest only weight 3 lbs each?

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

Then why do some women have breast reduction surgery to alleviate back problems, if even the largest only weight 3 lbs each?

It's the bouncing part that gets them. The more flopping the more pain.
I once met Pam Anderson before the reduction, and they were not pretty.

jimq2 ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

Because DD isn't the largest size. N is considered the largest generally available size in the USA, larger ones are special order.

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Joe Long ๐Ÿšซ

@jimq2

My sister-in-law got the surgery. She was pretty big but not like huge.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

My sister-in-law got the surgery. She was pretty big but not like huge

Then you have a live (hopefully) test subject you can interview to get her perspective. Which is probably easier than renting/buying a prosthetic so you can personally experience carrying half a stone around on your chest 24/7.

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

Then why do some women have breast reduction surgery to alleviate back problems, if even the largest only weight 3 lbs each?

DD/E is hardly the largest.

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/793773.shtml

Annie Hawkins-Turner, originally from from Atlanta, Georgia, boasts the world's largest natural breasts. Her gigantic size 102ZZZ assets weigh nearly 85lbs, each heavier than the average four-year-old child.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

For comparison

A Chinese kung fu master has stunned audiences after swinging 80kg worth of bricks from his testicles. Zhao Zhenhua lifted the heavy brick pile at a live performance and swung them back and forth for ten minutes, totalling a staggering 320 times.

AJ

Replies:   ystokes
ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Like he had any other use for his balls.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

Then why do some women have breast reduction surgery to alleviate back problems, if even the largest only weight 3 lbs each?

This question and its responses are one of the few occasions I'm glad there are so few women here :-(

AJ

fasteddiecoder ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

A friend of mine had breast reduction surgery not because they were huge, but because they were large enough to attract so much unwanted attention. She was basically a very quiet, shy individual and did not like the way she was being perceived by many men.

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Joe Long

Then why do some women have breast reduction surgery to alleviate back problems, if even the largest only weight 3 lbs each?

Physics. The location and how the weight moves. It isn't exactly the same but you can get the idea of what is at work just take a weight and hold it close an walk around. How long till you get soar and tired ? Now hold that same weight out in front of you at chest height and walk around again. Same weight but different forces at work.

It is why women wear high impact compression sports bras. The closer they can hold the weight to the center line of their body and to reduce the movement helps with back pain and fatigue.

And unless women are wearing a Jodee bra they don't have the option of putting the weight down.

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