For Star Wars fans, May the Fourth be with you
May the Schwartz be with you
Huzzah! But remember, "My Schwartz is Greater than yours!"
"COMB THE DESERT!" - (later) - Helmet: "Find anything yet?" Trooper 1: "Nothing, sir!" Trooper 2: "Nothing, sir!" Helmet: "How about you? Black Trooper using an Afro Pick: "We ain't found sh*t!"
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