Write a 1000 or 10K worded story about a woman's beautiful breast. Maybe a female exhibitionist that loves to flash her tremendous titties. A submissive that allows men to play with her bodacious boobies. Or a man with a fetish for massive melons.
The winner is that the author that uses the maximum number of words for her luscious knockers. The catch is, they cannot use same two words to describe her mammoth mammograms.
Six and six different adjectives in two paragraphs not a bad start.