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Some typos are funnier than others

Switch Blayde 🚫

I'm reading a really good story and came upon a hilarious typo:

"I had to accompany them to a church where they attended a morning mess."

Replies:   Dominions Son  Dinsdale
Dominions Son 🚫

@Switch Blayde

"I had to accompany them to a church where they attended a morning mess."

Maybe it was a church on a military base and they were serving breakfast before the service. :)

Dinsdale 🚫
Updated:

@Switch Blayde

Ever read about someone going to a dojo to train up on marital arts? Wes Boyd made that error a couple of times but I have also seen it elsewhere.

Edit:
Oh, and that "morning mess" may be more than a simple typo - the German word is "Messe" so it would be an easy mistake for a German speaker to make.
(Messe also has another meaning but that is not relevant here).

palamedes 🚫

@Dinsdale

Ever read about someone going to a dojo to train up on marital arts?

How is that wrong ?

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dojo

dojo -

noun,plural do·jos.
a school or practice hall where karate, judo, or other martial arts are taught.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dojo

dojo -

do·​jo, plural dojos
a school for training in various arts of self-defense (such as judo or karate)

Switch Blayde 🚫

@palamedes

Ever read about someone going to a dojo to train up on marital arts?

How is that wrong ?

Martial arts, not marital arts.

Replies:   palamedes
palamedes 🚫

@Switch Blayde

Martial arts, not marital arts.

Ahhh so I was looking at the wrong word.

Thank You.

Replies:   Switch Blayde
Switch Blayde 🚫

@palamedes

Ahhh so I was looking at the wrong word.

We see what we expect to see. We all do.

Freyrs_stories 🚫

@palamedes

marital vs martial

Pixy 🚫

@palamedes

I feel a lot better. I made an almost exactly the same post as palamedes, complete with links and quotations, posted it and sat back with a slightly uneasy sense of smug know-it-all satisfaction.

But still, my inner half-decent human being wouldn't 'Vic & Bob' it. And then the penny (other fiscal denominations are available) dropped.

To say that I quietly muttered 'shit' is an understatement and I hastily deleted my post before people started pointing fingers and laughing at the idiot...

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dinsdale

Ever read about someone going to a dojo to train up on marital arts?

26 SOL stories contain "marital arts". The majority of its uses, based on the previews, is incorrect. In a few cases it's actually correct and in a few other cases it can't be discerned from the preview because it's not present.

AJ

ystokes 🚫

@Dinsdale

Ever read about someone going to a dojo to train up on marital arts?

Considering how some marriages are maybe it's a good idea to go to a dojo.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@ystokes

dojo

Is that a brothel filled with girls named Jo?

AJ

Switch Blayde 🚫

@Dinsdale

going to a dojo to train up on marital arts

Marital dogo = divorce court

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