Even though I have another running under a different pen-name, this thing came to me and I had to get it out.
Some things in here ARE true - fox-tail girl for one...yes that really happened.
Also I've put a short Dr. Who reference in here. First person to comment with the reference and what it refers to gets a 100% Authentic, Mint Condition, Sparkling, Marvel No-Prize.
Good Luck.