Readers have been clamoring — clamor-clamor — for guidelines, for guardrails, for a recipe. Something, anything, to help them navigate the serpentine odyssey undertaken when perusing an SOL masterpiece.
So, for “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito, Mississippi”, here is a helpful Baedeker for appreciating — or avoiding — the adult passages in an otherwise decorous story:
Table of Contentments:
Chapters: Characterization:
1 — 9 Abnormal
10 — 22 Warped
23 — 33 Weird
34 — 41 Bizarre
42 — 51 Perverted
52 — 62 Deviant
63 — 69 Twisted
70 — 74 Depraved
75 — 80 Degenerate
81 — 91 Perverse
92 — 99 Aberrant
100 — 113 Erotic
114 — 121 Arousing
122 — 130 Stimulating
131 — 138 Hot
139 — 149 Explicit
150 — 160 Titillating
161 — 171 Racy
172 — 182 Risqué
183 — 187 Provocative
188 — 195 Spicy
196 — 202 Juicy
203 — 211 Smutty
212 — 215 Vulgar
216 — 227 Crude
228 — 238 Lewd
239 — 245 Raunchy
246 — 253 Steamy
254 — 265 Inappropriate
266 — 294 Rude
295 — 307 Offensive
308 — 329 Indecent
330 — 347 Unacceptable
You’re welcome,
Paige