Ordinarily, I wouldn’t dream of pleading the Fifth. But these are abnormal times. Ever since I announced the December 1-ish publication of “Part 2 — The Real Housewives of Sausalito Mississippi”, the outrage has been … well, outrageous.
Every night when I gaze out at my picket-fenced lawn, the question is … will I see burning dildos?
So … perhaps I need a pseudonym for my pseudonym …
Cheers!
Paige