Chapter 5 of Spread Family Thighs and Stuffed Family Pies has been submitted for posting. I am starting to regret the outfit I chose for Elyse. Now I am wishing that I had gone with a blouse and skirt or shirt and pants but that's water under the bridge. Maybe at some point in the next 1000 years I'll re-write it with clothing choices for both Mom and Mallory that I find more appealing but for now I guess I am stuck with this.