Notification of maintenance: In the next week we have to upgrade the servers due to increased demand. That may result in outages as we make the upgrades. Sorry for any inconvenience.
Or, ya know, anyone who'd like to leave written review, that would be nice too. I just want to get some thoughts from some of my readers. Pros and cons of my writing style. My strengths and weakenesses as a writer. That kind of thing.