I've just submitted chapter 1 of a new story, "The Coptic Grimoire". In it, a studious, wealthy collector of ancient relics acquires an ancient scroll that contains 'magick' incantations. He and his family are DEEPLY effected by what's contained in the scroll.
You won't be surprised that a big part of this story hinges on someone making mistakes when translating the text of the scroll. Boobs get bigger, dongs are enlarged and incestual hi-jinx ensue.