No monkeys were involved in the spanking. However, this chapter has one of my favorite lines that I've written. Is it a bad thing when you actually like your own work?
“So far today, young Prince, you have shown your ass to your family, and to me. Right now you are still showing your ass, with red marks on it after hopefully learning a lesson.”
Just one of those things were a judicious application of force at the appropriate time in history makes huge differences decades later.