"SNOWMAGEDDON!!!"
Yup a couple of inches of snow are on the ground and sticking...the "Emerald City" (Seattle) and the Socialist Soviet of Cascadia is in even greater chaos than normal for the 21st Century.
If you know how to cope with a bit of snow. In particular if you are skilled in the art of driving in the snow, the "recent arrivals" (people who arrived here after 1973) will provide entertainment galore!
Since 0600 hours the "news" radio stations have been providing "breathless" reports of CHAOS on every stretch of road that is not perfectly flat. (In Western Washington that is approximately 1.3 miles; in Seattle, about 13'...
"Experts" project "Weather Chaos" until "Global Climate Change" has ceased, or the Energy Death of the Universe...
Snow, up to 1" to 5" for the next 72 hours, then "more" on Wednesday and Thursday. (There are few things Less accurate the a "weather report" in the Great Pacific North Wet)
Anyone north of Tallahassee may titter & chortle. Except you folks in Alabama. I have witnessed you folks in 1/4" of snow. How you could get a vehicle 300' off a stretch of flat paved road in such "frigid artic conditions" C'mon! The dusting of snow was not over the sole of my "low quarters" (Army issued shoes for my Class-A uniform).
{From my phone; at least I can read SOL while I am in hibernation.}