It's fall back here in most of the U.S. today, so my story "Fall Back Fuck" uses that as a theme.
We have seven clocks to set one hour back. We'd have one more, but our microwave LEDs have been burnt out for decades, so there's no way to set that and no purpose to try. (Otherwise the 35 year old microwave works just fine.) We'd have eight, now that I think about it, but our grandfather clock has been stuck on 4:33 since the microwave's third birthday. Maybe I should move it back to 3:33 just for fun.
I wonder who here has the most clocks to adjust.