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Great moments in the written word. The "Beaver" in the gutter.

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Andy: "Hello there, Beaver."

Beaver: "Hello, Andy, are you feeling better today?"

Andy: "Yeah, I've been feeling pretty good. Beaver, I've been kinda hoping I'd run into you."

Beaver: "You have?"

Andy: "Yeah. Did they find out you were the one who helped me (gave him booze) yesterday?"

Beaver: "Yeah, they found out and they were pretty mad at me."

Andy: "Oh, I'm sorry about that, Beaver. I really am, cuz you're my friend."

Beaver: "Well then how come you did it.?"

Andy: "Beaver, I've been hurtin' people all my life. I still don't know how come I do it. Now, you take the authorities, I can't hurt them. Andy's just become another old bum to them by now."

Beaver: "But you're not a bum, Andy. You're a real neat guy."

Andy: "That's because you're my friend. And you like me. But you see a fella can't hurt the ones who don't care. He can hurt just the ones who love him."

Beaver: "Well, my brother says people drink to be happy. But, you sure don't look happy."

Andy: "No, I'm not, Beaver. But, you know running into a little fella like you kinda taught Andy somethin'."

Beaver: "I taught you somethin'?"

Andy: "Yeah; an empty life and an empty bottle go pretty much together. Beaver, you tell your father I'll be back first thing tomorrow, and I'll finish up that trim."

Beaver: "Okay, Andy."

Andy: "Alright, Beaver."

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Andy climbs out of the gutter and strides away.

Beaver remains in the gutter cleaning the mud from his shoes with a stick while he sings "Oh, My Darling Clementine."


"Leave It to Beaver"
Season 3 - Episode 20 - "Beaver and Andy"

 

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