The Research Department went full rogue in direct defiance of the corporate restraining order.
The Board of Directors had unanimously agreed to avoid further humiliation on SOL. The mandate: Do not allow readers to vote for my latest story, "On the Road Again - Flint Murdock".
So what did the Research Department do? Yep.
Have at it, you 1-bombers.
Memo to Research Department: Bare-bottom caning is now on the agenda.
Paige