This week with Arlene and Jeff:
...Kei was delayed as she went in search of her mother when she was stopped in the hallway by Margaret who wanted to chat. A quarter-hour later, Kei entered her mother's suite. Aiko, with her laptop on the coffee table in front of her, was engrossed in what was on the screen, and only became aware of Kei when she plopped down beside her to exclaim, "Mother, what are you doing?"
Startled, Aiko gasped and put a hand over her heart. "I had no idea that you were here."
"Oh, I could tell that, Mother. You were so focused on the screen that you didn't even know I was in the room until I sat beside you," Kei said as she struggled to hold back a giggle. "I never in a million years would have thought that I would see my own mother watching porn."
"It is not porn. Everyone seems to assume that I will marry Jeff, and I am certainly aware that my sexual knowledge is extremely lacking. Therefore, I decided to conduct some research," Aiko mumbled as she tried to close the laptop, but Kei snatched it away before she could.
"Sexual positions?" Kei said as she burst out giggling when she had managed to pull the computer to her lap and position the screen where she could see. After a moment of scrolling through the positions shown, "Wow. Some of these are… interesting. Maybe I should show my husband." She was quiet for a moment as she continued her research, then hesitated as she viewed the next sexual position. "They really should have used a male model that was better endowed, though." Turning to face her furiously-blushing mother more fully, she asked, "Speaking of being endowed, what did you think of my husband's equipment?"
Aiko refused to answer while barely holding back a gasp, so Kei went on. "If you saw him, you now know why I walk funny some mornings." Aiko looked away, but Kei went on. "Seriously, you know he will ask you to marry him when your divorce is finalized, or at least start paying a lot more attention to you then. Sooner or later, if you remain here in the Retreat, you will wind up marrying him, just as I did. If you do not want to walk funny for a week after the wedding, I suggest that you should think about practicing."
"Practicing?" Aiko squeaked out.
"I gave you a dildo. Have you used it?"...
Have a goodun;
Roust