This week with Arlene and Jeff:
..."Computer, did Tosha take anything with her?"
"Yes, My Prime. She took her overnight bag with her."
Why the fuck would she do that? She was supposed to spend… Somebody must have pissed her off, or else hurt her feelings. I'm gonna have somebody's ass for sure.
"Computer. Review the last couple of hours of Tosha's interactions with any and all of us with emphasis on an argument or any derogatory comments that might have hurt Tosha's feelings. Are you programmed to do that?" he asked after having second thoughts.
"Yes, My Prime. I have an extensive subroutine that covers that area of human interactions; however, I anticipated your request, and I have found nothing that my programming would consider to be an insult, nor did she show any facial expressions that would coincide with that while she was conversing with anyone at the Retreat. She continued to smile while walking down the hall as she left, but once she was outside, her expression changed and seemed to express tension - perhaps a great deal of tension according to my programming."
"Shit. Shit. Shit." Now, what the fuck happened? Then aloud again, although it was more muttering than coherent speech, "If she didn't argue with anyone, and she didn't show tension while talking to anybody, then what? Shit. Women. I will never understand them. Somehow, someway, somebody must have hurt her feelings. But dammit, my women don't do that kind of shit, and besides, they all like her. If Diana is to be believed, they all find her extremely likeable and want me to marry her. So how did she get her feelings hurt? If that's what it is."...
Have a goodun;
Roust