Lake Houston Texas - August 22, 2019
Caribbean Jerk Chicken (with a side of girl-girl oral) was posted early this morning it started out as a blog post, but it mutated to 1271 words. Our ranch style house (no stairs for when we get older) is shaped like an "U." The underline faces the street and is (l-r) a den-dining room-living room, while the "U" faces the porch that faces the lake. Counter-clockwise it's a master suite-laundry room-kitchen-breakfast room-bedroom-master suite. Our sturdy kitchen island, featured prominently in many posts here, sits between the kitchen and the breakfast room. Those rooms have a big herb filled window and a french door out to the porch. We have the chromebook plugged in at the sunny end of the island so that we can sit naked on the padded bar stool, and feel the sun on our backs as we type or have our nipple rings toyed with.
Sitting here typing on the computer the microwave is at our 2 o'clock (digital folks should ask an analog person what that means). One day last week Kristin was making the recipe featured in the story. After putting the dutch oven in the oven (preheated to 350*F), Lillian (preheated to 99*F) hopped up on the island. Jamie was distracting Lisa, and causing typos by playing with her nipple rings, at the other end of the island. When Kristin climbed up on top of Lillian, and they did "the Speaker" as fictional Naomi and Skyler did in the story, Jamie and Lisa followed suite. There was so much "girl-power" in that room that the story just mutated.
We had watched 'The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle,' (Robert DeNiro - 2000) with a couple of our grandchildren semi-recently. Just as "Fearless Leader" had been pulled from the world of animation into our world by Minnie Mogul, all of that "girl-power" in our kitchen popped Carl Reiner (P. G. Biggershot) out of the microwave and we suddenly had ourselves a contract for a 13 episode season of 'Food and Sex TV.' An upcoming recipe is Chicken in Mushroom sauce, so just remember dear readers, use cremini or oyster, and not psilocybin mushrooms.