Lake Houston Texas - August 12, 2019
Well we like explicit sexuality, so we ordered a nice selection of nouns, adjectives and verbs, adjectives, conjunctions and prepositions from Amazon. (They threw in a box of indirect articles, commas and semi colons for free.) We'll get them unpacked and linked together in no time. While we were waiting for "Standard Free Delivery, Mon. Aug. 12" we decided to do a little research. We might not be the best word-smiths out there, but we take pride in accuracy. If our story says that one of us can ride Punch's really nice penis, as Lillian sits on his face, and we kiss forming an isosceles triangle, then you can rest assured that one of us used a protractor. (+/- 2% OK!)
So we spent a few days insuring that everything we write about is actually possible, and pleasurable (at least to us). For instance, Lisa finds it a lot more pleasurable when the boys move in together, and then back out together when she is being spit-roasted if she is lying on her back. That way she stays in one place on the bed sheets more or less. When on all fours however, the back and forth swaying, caused by one going in as the other goes out is fun in and of itself. Because we want your porn to be of the absolute highest quality, we did not base this on a single, or even two opinions. The boys were a bit tired after doing all five of us, but it was a small price to pay for accuracy.
While working on 'Dr. M.' we compared the flavors of women's breasts and pussies, but there are other flavors. Once the boys recovered from our first research project, we conducted some blind taste tests using a mask and two willing jizz donors. Please look for findings in a story soon. We experimented to see just how much stimulation was too much stimulation. In one test we blindfolded and tied Jamie to the bed. Then we took turns going down on until she asked us to stop. When we repeated the test with Lisa she wanted the ball-gag too.
That was a longevity test with just one point of stimulation. Test two involved tying a blindfolded Lillian to the bed and having her many lovers each take a different sensitive area (mouth, breasts, abdomen, anus, pussy, hips) and we tried to overstimulate multiple points of her being simultaneously. Because results are not valid unless they can be duplicated, Jamie was kind enough to volunteer to go next. We were also through trial and error able to determine an optimal number of "swats" on buttocks required to make our pussies juice, and make us float and want more. Douglas Adams was right, 42 is the answer to 'Life the University and Everything.'
And you, dear readers, should know that even though the National Institute of Health won't return our phone calls concerning our most useful research, we will continue to self-fund the research and self-publish the results. Because you are worth it.