A younger relative, male, was pretty jeeped up to learn that I had received more 2017 Big Clit nominations than any other SOL writer.
A reader, a fan I guess, did the math. For purposes of forensic authenticity, I reproduce his letter in toto. No, not that dog from Kansas, you gomers. Fucking Kansas.
Greetings from across the pond!
In case you didn't know it, Paige, you received a total of 12 Clitorides nominations:
Best New Author:
Paige Hawthorne (You won!)
Best Incest Story:
Winter's Voyage (10th place)
Best Gay/Lesbian:
Winter's Dilemma (2)
Winter's Voyage (7)
Winter's Woes (8)
Best Erotic (New):
Winter's Dilemma (3)
Winter's Gamble (8)
Winter's Secret (9)
Winter's Wonderland (10)
Long Erotic:
Winter's Secret (9)
Medium Erotic:
Winter's Gamble (8)
Winter's Wonderland (9)
This is more than any other writer, let alone a rookie author. Congrats from a fan!
(Name withheld for security reasons.)
Well, that sounded pretty nice (not that I pay the slightest attention to reader scores), but unfortunately didn't hold up when my son double-checked the arithmetic.
Apparently there is a veteran writer on here with one more nomination than I recieved. But how talented, really, can an author who names himself after a bivalve be?
Not paying attention,
Paige