I'm posting the title mini-tome as I write this. Please don't take the title too seriously. It's just a lark. I know I'll get push back on this, but please, I don't presume to be perfect at anything, much less and especially writing. It was just a fun idea. If not for the labors of one Pixel the Cat, you wouldn't be able to read it anyway. Thank you, sir, again, for what you do.