Perhaps there is nothing to worry about. Still there is some concern … understandable concern. My three "Winter" editors - Thorny, Steve, and Mike - have gone missing.
Now let's dispense, immediately, with the popular conspiracy theory that their Winter-involvement has put them in harm's way. Bosh. If not tosh.
Yet.
Their continued radio silence is worrisome. Some readers are speculating it has something to do with the notorious Clitorides Awards. Where one of their authors is, apparently, falling behind in the voting.
Not that I care about ephemera such as awards, reader scores, etc. Certainly not when we're talking about human safety. So let it go forth, from this day forward, that I am posting a reward for information leading to safe return of the three MIAs.
The cash value is equal to the annual remuneration I pay each editor.
Let us prey,
Paige