I'm slowly working on the next chapter of Band Geek Diary. It may be another couple of weeks before I get it ready for public consumption, but I really am working on it in spite of the lack of cooperation from real life and my muse.
One of the comments I received recently lamented that our protagonist, John, "won't have any experience breaking a hymen until he breaks Katie's." I wondered what I could do for him in the story that might be close to the experience. What I found was a sex toy, kind of like a Fleshlight, which has a thin 'hymen' stretched across the toy's 'vaginal' opening. It's a real item, folks. Believe me or look it up yourself.
I didn't buy one to try it out, but in the story I had Katie's mom buy one so that she could give John at least a simulated experience with busting through the maidenhead. He's promised to report back after his first time with Katie and tell us all how the two compare.