I just submitted a silly little story intended for the story contest. After writing it, I read the contest rules (clever sequence, numbnuts). I had included identifying information and the stories will be judged without the identity of the author. I could change the story or simply post as just another story. It will offend nearly everyone who reads it, so you might want to give it a pass unless you enjoy laughing at yourself. You know my address, so feel free to sling all the mud you can carry.