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Some guy got on me once for not having relevancy in my blog after I'd promised it to him...or something. Don't ask me.

So, in an effort to be relevant, here's the author's commentary for Fuckface:

I don't actually remember writing this story, so it's hard to say exactly how old it is. Probably it was done about the time I was writing Black Sheep, which is better, actually. Read that one instead.

Ummm...It doesn't have a point. I read the first couple paragraphs and then the last one, so whatever is in the middle eludes me, but I think it's safe to say: This story isn't about anything. It's pornography. I think I jammed a stick of butter up my vagina and followed it with a doorknob somewhere in the middle of writing, but that could have been a different occasion too.

Hard telling now.

That's all I have to say about it. Thanks.

rache

I reposted the story. Readers who have seen it previously and noticed it on the "updates" list and wondered why, this is the reason.

I edited it. I reworked some poor paragraphs, added and removed words that needed it, and fixed my strange grammar. A couple years ago, I had some wrong ideas about writing mechanics, but now I know better. The version now appearing on SOL is much improved over what was up previously, but it's still my writing so that's kinda relative.

I separated the Epilogue from Chapter 6 of HMD and that's why there's 14 parts to the story instead of 13.

Apologies if this confused anyone.

rache

This is a seriously boring blog entry, huh? I shoulda stayed in bed.

Is updated thanks to a big clue from Bradley Stoke. He hooked me up and my ASSTR site is up and updated and it's here:

http://www1.asstr.org/~rache/index.htm

I put information on the site for downloading it, which due to the size is made somewhat more complicated than it should be. The directions and links are there, however, and the site is available for off-line viewing in the privacy of your own jungle.

There's already an update and I just uploaded it now, so the link's not on my site yet. You can find it here:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/ubhnokubc11oq9c/rache_update_120310.zip

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What else?

I'm taking off for New York in a few days. Rammstein is playing at Madison Square Garden and we have tickets. The show sold out in 30 minutes, but as I've said elsewhere, it's nice to have friends...especially the ones who work for Ticketmaster :)

Hmmm...That's about it. I've been doing a lot of writing, but none of it is conducive to SOL, unfortunately. It's very strange and centered around the graphics I'm using to illustrate it. I call it "VBE" for the moment and I suppose I'll have to write a novel one of these days just to make the whole thing cohesive. It's in a lot of little parts right now, mostly in my pointy little head.

This is boring.

Bye!

pj just likes girls, I think :) ...But I do love milkbones! Thanks.

And when I need a porn fix, I reach for just-this-guy. He's not only good for my complexion, but he makes all my friends insanely jealous too. They ask me what my secret is and I say, "It's just-this-guy!"

Growing Up Audrey is a porn story. I got a number of emails, like ten of them, asking me basically "Where's the rache story that we've come to expect from rache since you're rache and always manage to come up with something rachey?"

It's just porn. Stories Online is a porn site and I'm really under no obligation to write anything else. So, anyone looking for any weird rache stuff will be disappointed because if I did rache stuff all the time it would just become ordinary and common and nobody would ever appreciate it. See? It's necessary to a story like "Hit 'n Run" to pen the occasional middle of the road meaningless porn trivia that any one of a thousand other writers could pen while laying in a hospital practically dying of Dengue Fever.

That's true, btw. I had Dengue and I still have it, actually, but after a week in the hospital they decided I could suffer at home. I want to thank the people who dropped me get well wishes, I appreciate it. I really did think I was dying for a couple hours there. It was bad.

Anyway, hmmm...Oh! Growing Up Audrey. It's just porn and if you're not into teenage sluts, then you should skip it. In fact, I think everyone should skip it. Why are you guys reading it? See? This is why I wrote and posted it. I look at the new stories list and it's so depressing! God! There is some real crap floating around and I thought I'd post some too. How hard can it be? Not very apparently. I can do it without even drinking!

I better stop now. I'm in kind of a bad mood. It has to do with this amazing headache that will not go away. It hurts a lot and I don't want to take it out on you guys...except I already did!! heh! Don't read the story. It's just boring porn.

rache