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Funny and terrible dating advice

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"If a hottie is single, it's you against the world. If they're married, it's only one on one."

Good quote

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"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half have nothing to say and keep on saying it." - Robert Frost

Stephano's Sexy Adventures

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A reader commented on my story 'Stephano's Sexy Adventures': https://storiesonline.net/s/29906/stephano
"A little far fetched don't you think?"

I replied:
"Absolutely! It's a strong dose of escapist fantasy, not an instruction manual.
Superheroes can fly or throw cars at each other, but millions watch the movies.
Why not a super-lecherous super-brat?"

Foster Dates and Whorephans

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I've realized the original story I posted was a little disorganized and confusing, so I have replaced it with a better version.

I have ideas for several more chapters if enough people like it.

'Buying a Brunette' and other previously published stories

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A friend of mine cannot publish stories with characters under 18 anymore, and doesn't want his name associated with any. He has asked Authorwench and I to edit and repost some on our accounts. We are republishing them as the authors, with the original writer's permission.

I'm not making any money off them, or any stories I wrote myself. I only write for my own enjoyment and share my works for free in the hope someone else might be entertained enough to say 'thanks'.

If the reposted stories make you laugh or get you hot, it's due to my friend's writing skills. Any typos or other errors are mine.

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