maxathron: Stories

I, John Stone of the Human Evolution Project, have figured out the truth of the Uncanny Valley.

Tommy died a warrior's death and went to Valhalla instead of Heaven. He's surprised to find Bob here, the complete opposite of what a warrior should be. Frail, weak, and cowardly, Bob really shouldn't be here. But Bob is allegedly one of the greatest warriors of all history.

Vampires, being immortal, generally spend eternity in wealth and prosperity. Bob, however, has been working at the local Waffle House for almost a century, in a section of the city decidedly not wealthy or prosperous.