Kelly85: Stories

I chose a religious university based on its personal learning atmosphere and impressive academic credentials. Although frustrated at times with the strict rules I'm sure in the future I won't regret my choice. In comparison, my cousin Kristen chose hers based on being close to home and having a good time; apparently a degree was an afterthought. When I was home on break I got to experience dorm party life at my cousin's university which was just a tad bit different from mine.

During summer break, just before my junior year, I was keeping a close eye on our Youth Pastor. Although he was married, I could tell he still had an eye for the girls so when I thought I saw an opportunity I went for it. What happened next was completely opposite of what I expected. Two years later I finally got my revenge.

It's almost impossible to believe that four years could pass so quickly. I was graduating from college today! It was a special weekend in my life, one my dad was all too happy to make even more special for me.

Tammy was in town for my graduation party. Before she left, my mom had a special gift for her - my cousin Rick. As amazing as that was, it wasn't the biggest surprise waiting for Tammy. Note: This Tammy has nothing to do with my cousin Tammy. Sorry for any confusion but it's not my fault they have the same first names! This story has nothing to do with my youngest cousin.

Realtors use all sorts of gimmicks to sell homes and my Aunt Linda is no exception. In her case, however, she offers a special "deal" most buyers can't refuse (especially the men). When that's not enough to close the deal, her daughter Kristen is there to help out. This time she was facing a critical deal with a difficult client. With her job on the line, she asked me if I wouldn't mind helping out. Of course I agreed!

My mom was turning 41. While not nearly as traumatic as her 40th birthday, it's still hard to "age" another year. Leave it to my cousin Rick to make her feel young again.

My dad was Tammy's first but that was now it was almost a year later. What would you do if YOUR dad came to you and asked for your help so he could fuck your younger cousin again?

What do you do on Father's Day for the greatest dad in the world (besides a "Greatest Dad" coffee mug)? Every year I struggle with this but this year things worked themselves out on their own.

Every year since I can remember June has meant Vacation Bible School. This year's session proved to be a little more interesting than any in the past when one of the mom's started asking some very pointed questions about me. Well, just shows curiosity may kill the cat but it can also lead to some new experiences with people you least expect.

It was practically a high school reunion. Nancy was an old girlfriend while Joe was one of my earliest boyfriends. Add in Nancy's fiancé MJ and you had all the makings for a quickie road trip to the nearest casino.