Han Jansz. van Meegeren: Stories

A If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much Story
As a waitress in a restaurant, you experience a lot of crazy things. The craziest thing that happened to me was when an older woman with a much younger lover invited me for a few days to be her paid babysitter. From how they acted in the restaurant, there was no doubt that she was serious. The woman seemed nice, and we were in a busy hotel in Dundee, so nothing could happen to me, right? But it happened anyway. Meet Ciaran and Zuzanna, 5 years later.

A If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much Story
Zuzanna is tired of being retired. When Koen suddenly passes away, she promises she’ll take care of Sylvia. How do you care for someone consumed by grief? Zuzanna finds a radical solution. Tied like Siamese twins, they move to Scotland to take care of a sixteen-year-old boy who is always in deep trouble. And soon, he’s not the only one. Ugly Girl finds a unique way to come to terms with her insecurities. Reading the previous books in this series is not strictly necessary to enjoy this book.

A If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much Story
The next instalment in the Dutch Master series, is called Bad Girl. Sylvia, Koen’s former wife, has been replaced by his new love, Jutta. Guilt and Shame fight a fierce battle within Sylvia. So many things happened in her past. Is she worthy of love and belonging? Jutta and Koen’s relentless pressure forces her to confront the ghosts of her past, the sights, sounds and smells that haunt her.

A If it ain't Dutch, it ain't much Story
At 63, my wife twisted my quiet life upside down, inside out. She wanted to rekindle the fire and re-live of the kinky days when we just got married, centuries ago. If your marriage has been through darkness and survived, it is difficult to suddenly turn on the Dom-switch. Finding that restart button was not as easy. I knew I was in for a hell of a ride. But nothing in my wildest imagination could prepare me for what was about to happen.

A Swarm Cycle Story
Evacuate 17-year-old Drew; he is far too valuable to leave behind. His autism prevents him from doing it alone. Sharon has her own reasons to get him ready for the responsibility of overseeing a bunch of concubines. She’s got a year to build a harem that will assist Drew in reaching his full potential. For him to concentrate solely on the daunting task of destroying the Sa’arm, all the concubines would be required to collaborate, operating as a unified and efficient team.

Halloween Writing Contest 2025
Club Valhalla during Halloween offers a unique chance for a soon-to-be-married couple to visit their club. Until now, the mysterious private club had opened its doors to the rich and famous. Aoife and Saoirse are the lucky winners of the golden ticket. Lots of questions remain: Why a couple that’s getting married? What’s the Halloween-connection? Why them? The sign outside the club, lit by a flickering bulb, said: ‘ADMISSION FREE, you'll pay to get out’. Regrettably, the warning went unheeded.

Halloween 2024
Try to envision yourself as an average person. When referring to “average,” use a capital A. Like everyone else. At a party, this glorious, gorgeous woman comes to you and seems to like you. A lot. New Year’s Eve leads to new beginnings. And you are on cloud nine. But appearances can be deceiving. It is possible that by the time you discover the truth, it could already be too late.