The Patriarchy begins to reassert itself following a demographic catastrophe. As always, most are slow to adjust, but some are more nimble. An absurd clot of sexist twaddle entirely for my own amusement. I hope it offends. Not part of the Stinky Boot universe, as far as I know. Pretty sure it's a standalone quickie, but you never know, do you? I've been sparing with story codes. Just roll with it, OK?
A Story in the Babylon 5 Universe
With the fate of galactic civilization resting on their shoulders, newlyweds John and Delenn seek privacy for a bit of interspecies nookie. Yeah, it's full of holes, roll with it, please, it'll only hurt a little...
A Story in the Stinky Boot Hills Universe
A bachelor mathematician with a taste for erotic fantasy inadvertently calls fairies to his garden, and is rewarded. Mild caution in effect.