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Turnabout is fair play, as the saying goes. But, what if you're the one being turned about -- onto your belly -- and your girlfriend wants to stick it into you?
This story is dedicated to the heroic music industry and movie studio executives. These warriors for Truth, Justice, and the American Way fight the good fight against the Legion of Darkness, those insidious arch-criminals who download music and movies.