When a heartbroken young golfer is asked to quickly teach a businesswoman and her cheerleader daughter the first fundamental of the game, but they don't have any clubs, what will he use?
"You've heard the rumor about the head cheerleader sucking off the football coach before the season opener every year, right? Well, not only is it true, but kickoff's in a half hour and he's waiting in his office for you." (Part two of "The Proper Grip")
