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41 NewU by TheNovalist

A story in the The NewU Chronicles Universe
Pete is a normal guy. A college student, a friend, and the quintessential black sheep of his family. That all changes one rainy autumn night at the hands of an out-of-control car and a well-placed tree. Waking up in hospital, he realizes that something is different. A whole new world opens up to him. New friends, hot nurses, cities of the mind, and a butler that only he can see. But the shadowy specter of unknown enemies lurk in the background, ever watching and ever waiting.

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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Mind Control
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Mind Control, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Restart, Superhero, Science Fiction, Extra Sensory Perception, Paranormal, Magic, BDSM, DomSub, Rough, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Facial, Oral Sex, Squirting, Tit-Fucking, Big Breasts, Body Modification, Doctor/Nurse, Small Breasts, Geeks, Revenge, Slow, Violent
Downloads: 220882 | Votes: 1256 | Score: 8.71
Size: 2139KB | 404,303 words | Posted: in progress Updated:

42 Volume II of Legacy: Those Who Are Fallen, Part 1 by Uruks

Ryan Uruks is steadily on his way to becoming a powerful Elemental. After stopping the war between the Ministries, Ryan, along with his unrequited love interest, Eclair Hamashe, set out to take the Second Level Placement Exams, furthering their careers as Elementals. They'll meet many new friends and rivals along the way, including a flirtatious young Werewolf maiden, as their trials take them to the moon called Galsin, home of the mysterious Light Monks. But beware. The Fallen are coming.

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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, High Fantasy, Humor, Superhero, Science Fiction, Aliens, Robot, Space, Furry, Were animal, Politics, Slow, Violence
Downloads: 54606 | Votes: 373 | Score: 8.65
Size: 1369KB | 254,016 words | Posted: Concluded:

43 What Heroes, Santa Claus And Great Sex Have In Common by Lubrican

It was the dreaded question from my seven year old "Daddy? Is Santa real?" that started the whole thing. There have been lots of movies, books and articles about that question. Now there's one more. Oh the other hand, this may be the first time Santa has been compared to great sex.

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44 Mayhem 2: Sea Cruise by colt45

The continuation of the Mayhem saga with good guys, bad guys, sex, love, violence and hopefully just a touch of humor.

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45 Mayhem by colt45

Dan survived ten years of the war as a U.N. Special Forces officer and retired with his wife to Tampa to start a charter boat business. His wife was killed soon after and for the next five years his life has been nothing but work, war buddies and memories he wishes he could run away from. Into his life comes Antigua Delmar, the latest in a seemingly endless line of teen pop stars, destroying his numb but comfortable existence and setting into motion events that will someday change the world.

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46 Synergy by colt45

Okay, so the job sucks, you can’t quit and one tiny little indiscretion (I swear she said she was nineteen!) gets you posted to the farthest known edge of the Empire. The place is called Pigsford for Gods sake! So there you are stuck in the boonies for the next decade or so with nothing to do and one day you catch sight of a girl with one of the most perfect asses you have even seen… Maybe things are looking up for once!

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47 Foole's Ambition (Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground) by Stultus

A Story in the Jake River's Willie Nelson Invitational Universe
An antique 'recovery specialist' with a knack for finding the right rare items to obtain for rich but amoral collectors tries to make his fortune while burgling houses. Instead he finds a different sort of item that needs rescuing.. a very sick young lady, a fallen angel who has crashed to the ground. Can they both patch their broken wings and fly again together or will his foolish ambition keep them apart? A story for Jake River's 'Willie Nelson' Challenge. Slow... virtually no sex. / (Reviews)

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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Reluctant, Drunk/Drugged, Humor, Extra Sensory Perception, Mystery, BDSM, Slow
Downloads: 22917 | Votes: 1182 | Score: 8.60
Size: 203KB | 38,001 words | Posted: Concluded:

48 Volume III of Legacy: Black Star, Part 1 by Uruks

Fearing that he might be awakening the Berserker State, Ryan considers leaving Squad 99 so as not to endanger Eclair. Before he can make up his mind, the team is sent on two separate missions. Leon leads the others against the Space Pirates of Nirvana, while Eclair and Ryan go on a trade negotiation mission in the far reaches of space. Romance and drama abound as our heroes encounter new dangers, new friends, and new enemies.

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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fairy Tale, Humor, Tear Jerker, Aliens, Robot, Space, Furry, Magic, Were animal
Downloads: 44421 | Votes: 251 | Score: 8.60
Size: 1319KB | 244,398 words | Posted: Concluded:

49 A True History - Book One by StarFleet Carl

A story in the A True History Universe
There was a rocket, but the occupant wasn't a baby. A young man (Cal) is the sole survivor of his planet, crash landing in Kansas in 1984. Cal is found by a farmer and his daughter, and ends up being her friend and lover, as well as... well, read on, to find out what happens in this coming of age story. NOTE: Any names and/or other similarities between people, living, dead, or fictional are purely coincidental. (Maybe.) - 2020 Clitorides Epic Erotic Novel of the Year

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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, mt/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Fa/ft, Mult, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Farming, Historical, Humor, Military, School, Sports, Superhero, War, Science Fiction, Alternate History, Cousins, Group Sex, Orgy, Polygamy/Polyamory, Hispanic Female, Analingus, Cream Pie, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Petting, Pregnancy, Tit-Fucking, Menstrual Play, Small Breasts, Politics, Slow, Violent
Downloads: 514878 | Votes: 3516 | Score: 8.60
Size: 2228KB | 436,431 words | Posted: Concluded:

50 Victoria Per Scientiam by SGTStoner

A Swarm Cycle Story
Despite the rabidly pacifistic outlook of the Confederacy, the war it wanted humans to engage in on their behalf against the Sa'arm was nothing but brutally violent. What if humanity could employ some of its history to implement other more elegant tactics that could end this existential threat, instead of just doing what the AI's thought was best? A story for vets, ham radio ops, history buffs, engineers and art and culture lovers.

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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, Military, War, Aliens, Space, Geeks, Slow
Downloads: 81896 | Votes: 1473 | Score: 8.59
Size: 708KB | 135,393 words | Posted: Concluded:

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Humor Stories

Displaying stories 41 through 50 of 2443

41 NewU by TheNovalist

42 Volume II of Legacy: Those Who Are Fallen, Part 1 by Uruks

43 What Heroes, Santa Claus And Great Sex Have In Common by Lubrican

44 Mayhem 2: Sea Cruise by colt45

45 Mayhem by colt45

46 Synergy by colt45

47 Foole's Ambition (Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground) by Stultus

48 Volume III of Legacy: Black Star, Part 1 by Uruks

49 A True History - Book One by StarFleet Carl

50 Victoria Per Scientiam by SGTStoner

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