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31 Dying Declaration by Nina

What happens when a divorced, fifty-one year old woman, fit and attractive, hires a gorgeous call girl young enough to be her daughter? Susan has just found out she has a terminal illness, and she is determined to fulfill all of the erotic, forbidden fantasies she has supressed most of her adult life. She might think her walk on the wild side will be like her Alaskan cruise: fun and adventurous, but over and done with. Instead her last months get more involved than she ever thought possible!
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Fa/ft, Consensual, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Humor, DomSub, Spanking, Humiliation, White Female, First, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Fisting, Water Sports, Exhibitionism, Doctor/Nurse, Caution
Downloads: 19468 | Votes: 303 | Score: 8.79
Size: 115KB | 21,774 words | Posted: Concluded:

32 Home for Horny Monsters - Book Two by Annabelle Hawthorne

Horny Monsters (2)
Part of the Horny Monsters universe
Mike and his monster girls are back! A new threat looms on the horizon when several members of the Society are tasked with infiltrating the Radley House. Mike's best chance at survival involves activating the home's magical defenses. However, the magical item he needs to do that was taken by the Labyrinth's Minotaur. It's a frantic fight to the finish in this exciting sequel to Home for Horny Monsters! / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Coercion, Consensual, Magic, Reluctant, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Paranormal, Furry, Ghost, BDSM, MaleDom, Light Bond, Group Sex, Harem, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Safe Sex, Squirting, Voyeurism
Downloads: 60911 | Votes: 1077 | Score: 8.79
Size: 714KB | 135,776 words | Posted:

33 Home for Horny Monsters - Book Three by Annabelle Hawthorne

Horny Monsters (3)
Part of the Horny Monsters universe
After the arrival of a new permanent resident, Mike is filled with anticipation at the sudden magical expansion of his home. His excitement is dashed when he discovers that the new floor of his house is inhabited by hostile monsters. As he delves deeper into the mystery of the house, he soon discovers that he is caught up in a battle started by the home's previous Caretaker, his Great-Aunt Emily.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Magic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Hermaphrodite, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Humor, Body Swap, Paranormal, Ghost, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation
Downloads: 77955 | Votes: 806 | Score: 8.78
Size: 926KB | 177,383 words | Posted: Concluded:

34 Convergence by MisguidedChild

Evolution (3)
The only hope humanity has to meet the Aliens, on an even footing, is with US resources, so Scotty must win the Presidency. Preparing for Aliens aren't the only challenge the host/Companion cadre face. Robert Branch (AKA Abdul Ali Hassan) is loose in the world, and he is inhabited by a Demon, the antithesis of Companions. Branch and his Demon escaped to Syria in 2012, and began organizing groups of Saddam Hussein's officers and fighters. The power behind the throne of ISIS is evil incarnate. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Fiction, Humor, Science Fiction, Extra Sensory Perception, Space, Aliens, Paranormal, Violent, Military, War, Politics
Downloads: 160112 | Votes: 1499 | Score: 8.78
Size: 950KB | 169,577 words | Posted: Concluded:

35 Beating Off Bob's Guide to Writing Really Bad Erotica by Beating Off Bob

The master of smut makes a rare return to share his wisdom about how to become one of the throng who can proudly claim they have authored an erotic story on the internet. So grab a pencil and an old grocery receipt. All of Bob's wisdom ought to about fit on the back of something like that. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Drunk/Drugged
Downloads: 4313 | Votes: 149 | Score: 8.77
Size: 60KB | 11,211 words | Posted:

36 Six Times A Day by Spacer X

High school senior Alan is diagnosed with a rare condition requiring six orgasms a day. The women in his life - mother, sister, neighbors, cheerleaders, and more - end up swept away by their own lusts while helping him. This epic roller coaster of passion, love, and sex leads to results no one sees coming. The variety of characters, humor, and hot sex will leave you wanting more. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Ma/ft, mt/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Fa/ft, Mult, Consensual, Reluctant, Romantic, BiSexual, Humor, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Sister, Daughter, Group Sex, Harem, Polygamy/Polyamory, Anal Sex, Exhibitionism, First, Lactation, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Voyeurism, Big Breasts, Doctor/Nurse, Size, Slow, Illustrated
Downloads: 1952103 | Votes: 1848 | Score: 8.77
Size: 22039KB | 4,118,666 words | Posted: Concluded:

37 Dead and Horny: Book 1 and 2 by Annabelle Hawthorne

A story in the Horny Monsters Universe
A zombie, a succubus, and a mimic walk into a bar... This is a spin-off story from Home for Horny Monsters starring Lily the succubus and Dana the zombie. Ch 1-12 take place during HFHM Book 3. Ch 13 onward take place between HFHM 5 & 6.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Consensual, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Time Travel, Paranormal, Magic, non-anthro, Vampires, Were animal, Demons, Anal Sex, Analingus, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Violence
Downloads: 41122 | Votes: 293 | Score: 8.77
Size: 1445KB | 277,069 words | Posted: Concluded:

38 Home for Horny Monsters - Book One by Annabelle Hawthorne

Horny Monsters (1)
Part of the Horny Monsters universe
Mike inherits an old house from a long lost relative full of fuckable monster girls. He also inherits a group of witches that will stop at nothing to take it from him. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Magic, Mind Control, Reluctant, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fairy Tale, Humor, Paranormal, Ghost, BDSM, Group Sex, Harem, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Fisting, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Pegging, Sex Toys, Big Breasts
Downloads: 82733 | Votes: 1706 | Score: 8.73
Size: 495KB | 93,771 words | Posted:

39 NewU by TheNovalist

A story in the The NewU Chronicles Universe
Pete is a normal guy. A college student, a friend, and the quintessential black sheep of his family. That all changes one rainy autumn night at the hands of an out-of-control car and a well-placed tree. Waking up in hospital, he realizes that something is different. A whole new world opens up to him. New friends, hot nurses, cities of the mind, and a butler that only he can see. But the shadowy specter of unknown enemies lurk in the background, ever watching and ever waiting.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Mind Control
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Mind Control, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Restart, Superhero, Science Fiction, Extra Sensory Perception, Paranormal, Magic, BDSM, DomSub, Rough, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Facial, Oral Sex, Squirting, Tit-Fucking, Big Breasts, Body Modification, Doctor/Nurse, Small Breasts, Geeks, Revenge, Slow, Violent
Downloads: 221616 | Votes: 1259 | Score: 8.71
Size: 2139KB | 404,303 words | Posted: in progress Updated:

40 The Grocery List by Lubrican

Bob found the grocery list fluttering across the parking lot. The things on the list weren't just interesting. they were intoxicating. He HAD to find the woman who made that list. But how to go about finding the love of his life? Being a meticulous man, he came up with plans A through F. And he had to use them all. / (Reviews)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Humor, First, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Slow
Downloads: 55253 | Votes: 1273 | Score: 8.70
Size: 366KB | 71,326 words | Posted: Concluded:
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