Nude With Dick and Jane

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Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa, mt/ft, ft/ft, Lesbian, Heterosexual, Fan Fiction, Swinging, Orgy, First, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Nudism, .

Desc: Humor Sex Story: The beloved characters from the classic children's books take an unusual vacation, making new friends and having eye-opening adventures. Each chapter is followed by a vocabulary section, to help readers retain the new words they learn.

Chapter 1

It was summer vacation. Dick and Jane helped Mommy and Daddy pack up the car. Then they sat in the back seat of the car. They had their seatbelts on. Their little sister Sally sat between them. Sally sat in a car seat. Daddy drove down the highway. Everybody sang. Daddy parked in front of a cabin. The cabin was beside a pretty lake. Mommy took Sally into the cabin. Dick and Jane helped Daddy unpack the car.

There were many other cabins around the lake. Dick and Jane saw other families down by the water. They saw other families walking through the woods. Some of the children were their age. Dick and Jane were excited that soon they would make new friends.

"Look, Daddy, look," Jane said. "No one is wearing clothes. Everyone is naked."

"This is a special place where we can be naked," Daddy said. "It is called a nudist resort."

"I like watching the older girls," Dick said. "They have tits. Tits make me feel funny and excited."

"Daddy, may we take our clothes off, too?" Jane asked.

"Yes," Daddy said. "But first we have to finish unpacking."

Inside the cabin, Mommy was naked. Little Sally was naked. Dick helped Mommy put away the dishes and silverware in the kitchen. Jane put the towels in the closet. Daddy put away the few clothes they had brought, in case of cold weather or rain.

Dick, Jane, and Daddy took off all their clothes.

Dick and Jane noticed the differences between them and their parents.

"Mommy has breasts," Dick said. "Jane and Sally don't. Mommy has hair between her legs. Jane and Sally don't."

"Daddy has hair on his chest and around his penis," Jane said. "Dick does not. Daddy's penis is bigger than Dick's penis. Dick's penis is stiff and long. Daddy's penis is not."

"Dick has an erection," Daddy said. "He is not used to seeing naked girls. Naked girls make him excited."

"Look, Daddy, look," Jane said. "Dick is touching his erection. He is acting just like a boy."

"Oh," Dick said. "It feels good. Oh, oh, oh."

"Dick is masturbating," Daddy said.

"I like to watch Dick masturbate," Jane said.

"Dick is going to come," Mommy said.

"Come, Dick, come," said Sally.

Dick came. Semen shot from Dick's penis. The semen went Splat! on the wood floor of the cabin.

"Watching Dick come made me feel funny," Jane said. "Look, Mommy, look."

"The outer lips of your vulva are swollen," Mommy said. "That means you are sexually aroused."

"I can't touch myself like Dick did," Jane said. "I wish I had a penis."

"Put your fingers between the swollen lips of your vulva," Mommy said. "It will feel good, too. It will feel better than Dick."

Jane put her fingers between the swollen outer lips of her vulva. It felt good.

"Mommy, it is wet and slippery inside," Jane said.

"That means you are excited," Mommy said. "Girls get wet in their vaginas so that boys can put their stiff penises inside. That is how babies are made."

Jane touched herself between her legs. Little Sally touched herself, too. She was too young to come, but touching herself felt good.

"Look, Dick," Daddy said. "Jane and Sally are masturbating, too."

"It feels good to masturbate," Jane said. "Oh, it feels so good. Oh, oh, oh."

"Is Jane going to come?" Dick asked.

"Jane is going to come," Mommy said. "Jane is going to come like a girl."

Jane rubbed herself harder. She had an orgasm.

"I'm coming!" Jane said. "I am coming now. Oh!"

Jane breathed very hard. Soon her orgasm was over.

"Dick and Jane have learned how to have orgasms," Mommy said. "Now, go get cleaned up. Then we will have lunch."


Vocabulary For Chapter One

Nudist: A person who does not wear clothes, or who spends most of his or her time naked.

Erection: A state of sexual arousal in which a boy's penis stiffens.

Masturbate: To touch oneself in a way that provides sexual pleasure.

Semen: A thick liquid that shoots from a boy's penis at the peak of his sexual excitement. Semen contains sperm, which creates a baby when it fertilizes a girl's ovum.

Vulva: The exterior of a girl's sexual organs.

Orgasm: The peak of sexual excitement, in both boys and girls.

Come: To have an orgasm.

Lunch: The midday meal, usually served around noon.


Chapter 2

Daddy, Mommy, Dick, Jane, and Sally ate lunch. Then they went to the lake. The people at the lake were naked. Sally splashed in the water. Mommy and Daddy watched her splash. Sally loved to splash with no clothes on. Dick and Jane swam away. They squatted down. The water came up to their chins. It felt good to be naked in the water.

A boy and a girl waded over to them.

"My name is Elliott," the boy said. "This is my sister, Melissa."

"My name is Dick," Dick said. "This is my sister, Jane."

"We are pleased to meet you," Melissa said. "Is this your first time at a nudist resort?"

"Yes," Jane said. "What about you?"

"We come here every year," Elliott said. "Do you like being naked?"

"We like being naked," Jane said. "Before lunch, Dick and I masturbated. We had orgasms. It was fun."

"Elliott and I masturbate, too," Melissa said. "We have sexual intercourse."

"What is sexual intercourse?" Dick asked.

"Come into the woods with us," Elliott said. "We will show you sexual intercourse."

Dick and Jane asked Mommy and Daddy if they could go to the woods with Elliott and Melissa and learn about sexual intercourse. Mommy and Daddy said yes. Dick and Jane got out of the water. They went to the woods with Elliott and Melissa. Elliott and Melissa were older than Dick and Jane. They had hair around their genitals. Melissa was growing breasts.

"My nipples are growing," Melissa said. "The areolas are stretching. But my breasts are not big. They only poke out."

They came to a stream. They sat on the soft grass. The sun dried their naked bodies.

"Jane, put my penis in your mouth," Elliott said.

"Jane is performing fellatio on Elliott," Melissa said.

"Look," Dick said. "Elliott's penis is getting hard and long."

"Dick's penis is getting hard, too," Melissa said.

"I like watching Jane perform fellatio on Elliott," Dick said.

"Watching them makes my pussy hot and wet," Melissa said. "I am going to masturbate."

"Jane likes to suck cock," Elliott said. "Jane is a good cocksucker."

Elliott came in Jane's mouth. Jane swallowed Elliott's semen.

"Lie on your back, Jane," Elliott said.

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