Star Whores Episode One: the Penis Menace
Chapter 1

Caution: This Fan Fiction Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Ma/ft, mt/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Fa/ft, Mult, Consensual, Romantic, NonConsensual, Pedophilia, Lolita, Reluctant, Rape, Coercion, Mind Control, Drunk/Drugged, Slavery, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Fan Fiction, Celebrity, Humor, Space, Incest, BDSM, Spanking, Rough, Humiliation, Gang Bang, Group Sex, Orgy, Harem, Interracial, First, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Fisting, Sex Toys, Bestiality, Squirting, Food, Lactation, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Size, Foot Fetish, Leg Fetish, Hairy, Big Breasts,

Desc: Fan Fiction Sex Story: Chapter 1 - An erotic parody of the Star Wars Sage, beginning with Episode One!

A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away...

The Republic Cruiser Radiant Breast streaked across the dark sky towards the Porn Federation ships. The Captain of the ship, Maoi Madak, was a veteran of several one night stands and military campaigns. On board her vessel were two ambassadors, sent directly by the Supreme Chancellor. To her right is her lover and co-pilot, Antidar Williams.

"How long do you figure the ambassadors will be on board?" Williams asked her.

Madak shrugged. "You know Neimoidians. It will probably be a few hours."

"Enough for a couple quickies, at least then?" Williams asked her, while reaching over and placing a hand on her thigh.

A noise behind them caused him to jerk it back quickly.


"Yes sir?" Madak asked.

"Tell them we wish to board at once," The elder ambassador told her.

Madak nodded immediately, and reached for the comm switch. She tried not to notice his smell, or to think about the night before when they were fucking each other.

"With all due respect, the ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor wish to board immediately."

The response was quick.

"Yes, of course. As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal, and we would be happy to receive the ambassadors." The Viceroy of the Porn Federation said. Madak received docking instructions, and the Radiant Breast docked in the larger Porn Federation battleship. Madak watched the two ambassadors leave before engaging the mag locks on the ships hatches.

"Are they gone?" Williams asked her. Madak nodded and smiled. She threw off her uniform shirt and bra, revealing two small breasts with large nipples. Williams threw off his shirt as well, and rushed over towards her. Their mouth met, and his tongue thrust into her mouth. He began to run it around her teeth, licking each one. His hands groped her breasts and pulled at her nipples. She used her hands to unfasten his pants, which fell to his ankles. She pulled away from his mouth, and smiled.

He was almost as good as the Jedi was.

Williams bowed his head slightly, and cupped one of her breasts in his hand. He extended his tongue to it, and began flicking it up and down the dark nipple. Madak moaned in pleasure.

"Oh, yeah baby ... That-s good. Suck that nipple..."

Madak could see Williams cock begin to slowly rise as he became more aroused.

Obi-Wan Kenobi followed his master Qui-Gon Jinn away from the Radiant Breast and towards the room the Viceroy would meet them. One of the massive doors leading away from the docking bays opened, and a droid walked out to meet them.

But this was no ordinary droid.

This one was built with both an artificial pouch type flap of synthesized skin at its crotch, and two breasts on its chest.

Obi-Wan smiled slightly as he recognized it as a Porn Federation sex droid, and his thoughts drifted to the various porn holovids he knew they stared in. It wasn-t his thing, but he knew many people that enjoyed it.

"I-m TC-14, at your service." The droid motioned to her left. "This way, please." She said, and began to walk towards the direction it motioned earlier. Obi-Wan wasn-t sure how, but it managed to shake its ass in a seductive manner, as well. He glanced over at his Master quickly. Obi-Wan knew that Qui-Gon had a weakness for kinky things like droid sex, and hoped we would be able to contain himself this time.

The droid lead them to an empty room, and turned to face them.

"We are greatly honored by your visit, ambassadors. Make yourselves comfortable, and my master will be with you shortly." The droid said seductively. Obi-Wan wondered how they managed to make a droid sound seductive, but they did.

"Wait, TC-14." Qui-Gon said. "Your master wants us comfortable, correct?"

The droid seemed to nod.

"In that case, stay." Qui-Gon said, removing his hood and cloak, and setting them on a table. "If we are to be really comfortable, then come here."

The droid walked up to him, and the door closed behind her.

"Master, we should-" Obi-Wan tried.

"Obi-Wan shut up," His master warned, before using his hands to pull off his leggings, revealing an already large and erected cock.

"Come here, droid." He said, taking his penis in his hand, and guiding it towards the droid.

Obi-Wan shyly looked away, but as Qui-Gon inserted his cock into the droid and began to slowly hump it, Obi-Wan glanced over. Qui-Gon grabbed onto one of the Droids breasts, and used it as a handle to push and pull himself into it. Soon, he was breathing heavily.

"Obi-Wan! Don-t just stand there!" The droid urged. "Fuck my ass!"

Obi-Wan was momentarily started by the droid, and wondered what else was included in its programing.

At first repulsed by the idea, Obi-Wan soon found himself with his own pants on the floor and his cock in his hands...

Williams pulled away from Madak-s breasts, and placed a hand on his now fully erected cock. He slowly ran his hand up and down the shaft. Madak licked her lips as she watched. She went down onto her knees, and pulled Williams hand away.

"You want me to suck it?" She asked seductively.

"Yes. I want you to suck it. Suck my cock. Put it all in your mouth, baby."

Madak used her tongue to flick up and down the penis head, and she saw it throbbing with anticipation. She used her hand to run his shaft towards her, causing a small amount of pre-cum to appear. She used the tip of her tongue to lick it up. She was so hungry for his cum, and wasted no more time to get it. She opened her mouth wide, and thrust her whole face forward towards him, taking his entire cock inside her mouth. She gagged, and quickly pulled away, giving herself a moment to breath. When she caught her breath she pushed her head forward again, taking half the cock into her mouth. She thrust in and out, while using her free hand to massage his balls. Williams moaned loudly.

"Fuck, yeah ... Oh yeah, suck that cock. Suck it! Make me cum!"

Madak pulled away, and tilted her head to the side and used her mouth to grab onto his balls. Her hand continued to stroke his cock faster as she sucked his balls. Soon, she could feel his cock getting harder, and his breather became deeper.

"Oh shit, I-m going to cum! Fuck, let me cum in your mouth! Take my cum in your mouth! Swallow it!"

Madak pulled away from his balls, and began to suck only the penis head. She could feel him getting harder and harder, and slowed her movements to force him to hold off as long as possible. However, it was still too much for him, and, with a grunt, he jerked slightly, and hot, sticky cum shot out of his penis and into Madak-s mouth. The cum shot back into her throat, and shot after shot followed her. Williams body jerked slightly with each shot of cum entering her mouth. Madak pulled away as soon as he was done, and swished the cum around in her mouth before swallowing it. Williams stumbled back towards the navigation console, still breathing heavily.

Madak stood up, her pussy dripping slightly with arousal.

"You think you-re done, hotshot?" She teased, before pulling him close to her. She leaned against another control panel, and, using her hand, guided his still erected cock into her pussy.

Hundreds of penis-s and her own juices made Williams entry into her quick and painless, and soon he was thrusting his body towards and then away from her own. Madak moaned slightly as the friction of his cock rubbed against her vagina walls. Williams quickly changed tempo, slamming his hips towards her, causing her to moan in pleasure. As her continued, he used his hand to pinch her erected nipple. She began to moan louder as he once again increased his speed.

Obi-Wan inserted his cock into the droids oddly human looking ass, and slowly pushed inwards. The pressure against his penis was wonderful, and he slowly began to push his hips in further, inserting his cock all the way into the artificial ass. Meanwhile, his Master on the other side began to moan slightly as he came closer to climaxing. Obi-Wan could hear his moans, and soon they meshed with Obi-Wans own.

Soon both men were thrusting their hips into the droid, moaning and groping various metallic body parts. With a quick groan, Qui-Gon climaxed, and shot his seed into the droids pussy. Obi-Wan could see his Master-s body shake with the orgasm, and Obi-Wan increased his own tempo. Qui-Gon pulled his wet cock out of the droid, and used his robe to wipe it off, before turning to watch Obi-Wan.

His master-s gaze made Obi-Wan slightly nervous, but not enough to shake off the feeling of wonder that he received after his own orgasm. He could feel himself shooting cum into the droid, and slowed down his tempo. After two more shots of cum, Obi-Wan too pulled out of the droid and wiped his cock off.

Qui-Gon pulled his pants back onto himself, and smiled. "Well done, my young padawan."

Obi-Wan said nothing as he re-clothed himself.

"How do you think this Porn Viceroy will deal with the Chancellors demands?" Obi-Wan asked his master after they both were clothed and the droid had left.

"These Federation types are cowards," Qui-Gon advised. "Negotiations will be short."

Madak could feel herself getting closer to orgasm as Williams continued to slam his hips into hers, thrusting his cock balls deep into her pussy. She groaned loudly as with each slam, and could tell that William-s was ready to cum, too. A few more thrusts and Madak-s whole body jerked with orgasm. She threw her head back, and a loud moan exited her mouth. Her whole body shook with pleasure as Williams hot cum shot into her body as well. As they both settled down from the pleasure, Williams glanced outside the viewport. He shot up, pulling himself off of her.

"Captain, look!" He screamed, pointing to the Porn Federation turbolaser that shifted aim to point to them.

"Shields up!" Madak yelled, but it was too late. The Radiant Breast erupted into a massive fire ball.

Obi-Wan silently climbed aboard the Federation transport ship, clipping his lightsaber onto his belt. After surviving a gas attack, dozens of droids, two destroyer droids, and having their own cruiser destroyed, Obi-Wan-s master was right about one thing: Negotiations were short. So, settling down with the latest copy of Jedi Slut, Obi-Wan began the long ride down to the planet below with an army of horny droids (seriously, who-s in charge of the programing around here?) and cover girl Aayla Secura.

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