I get an adrenaline rush every time I raced up the West Side Highway in my ninja-black Aston Martin Vanquish S on a late night. I felt like Knight Rider as I flew passed other cars. Jay-Z's Reasonable Doubt album blared from my car that made me drive faster. I thought I would be home in no time, but I was wrong!
Flashing lights and sirens snapped me out of my racing mood. It was the cops. Fuck, this was what I get for being a real asshole tonight! I pulled over and put my driver's license and registration on the dashboard.
My window was down and I heard the cop walking my way. I took a quick peek at the rearview mirror and realized it was a woman. When we finally made eye contact, I was almost speechless. She was a light-skinned Ebony babe with long brown hair and beautiful dark eyes. Her uniform did very little to hide her plush body. On her badge, it had the name Fairchild. We stared at each other for a few minutes without saying a word.
"Can I see your driver's license and registration please?" Officer Fairchild's voice was soft and innocent.
"Sure, here it is." I said, as I handed it to her. My hand accidentally touched her nice firm, round breasts. "Oh, I'm so sorry."
To my surprised, Officer Fairchild did not say a word. Instead, she smiled and walked back to her car. Damn, she had a fat ass! This goddess had no business being a police officer. She should be earning millions of dollars walking up and down the catwalk.
"Can you please get out the car, sir?" Officer Fairchild asked.
"Why, what's the problem?"
"You have to come with me down to the station." Officer Fairchild continued. "Apparently, you have many unpaid parking tickets and is driving a stolen car."
"Come on now, this is bullshit." I was almost livid. "First, I am rich and do not need to steal any cars. Second, I pay all my bills. I am Mar'e, the founder of Goodfella$ magazine. I know you heard of it."
"Maybe we can work this out, handsome." Officer Fairchild had a nasty twinkle in her eye.
"What?" I smiled.
"You're going to play a game with me." Officer Fairchild licked her lips. "Get in my car."
"What about my car, I can't leave it here!"
"Nothing is going to happen to your car. Let's go!"
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