The End of a Hermit


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Desc: Humor Story: This is a story about a day in a hermit's life and his unpredictable demise. He is a simpleton with a penchant for regressing in his narration, yet there is wisdom in his simple rantings.

The day started out just fine with white puffy clouds dotting the deep blue summer sky. The sun was already warm but a nice breeze was blowing from the north, and it was just enough to keep the air from becoming too hot. I could hear the locusts in the trees above chirping their long song, and if you were to breathe the good clean morning air you would never have believed that such a horrible thing could happen on such a lovely day.

I of course am somewhat of a hermit. I don't need anyone around to talk to, never did. I guess I've been a loner my whole life but I don't care. I'm happy, or at least I was until this afternoon, and now that I'm thinking about it I suppose I've been happy my whole life so I guess I can't complain.

Living by myself was never a problem for me. I certainly don't have any use for money. I've always thought money was an evil idea to begin with, and if you ever took the time to really think about it you'd realize it truly is the cause of most of the suffering in the world. Besides, it robs people of their independence. I mean before money, people used to know how to gather their own food, build their own homes and make their own clothes. Now look around. Most would starve today if they had to provide their own food!

Now for me, food has always been plentiful enough. I quickly learned how to find it on my own when I was still quite young, and though I don't always eat well if you'd look at me you can see I'm not exactly too thin to be healthy either.

If you want to know about my home, I'll tell you. It isn't very large I grant you but it's certainly big enough for me since I have no family to look after. I'm not interested in living in a large house simply to impress anyone like some of you do anyway.

Since I mentioned family let me tell you what I think about that. I say, "Who needs one anyway." When I think of all those problems that come with having a family, I'll tell you, I don't want any part of it. I mean here you are trying to get along with a cranky wife with kids screaming in your ears all the time. Why it's enough to make one commit suicide, and who needs that? Now look at me ... I mean not now since that awful thing happened to me but before. I don't even know who my parents are, and it hasn't hurt me any.

I did have a girl once, and let me tell you it was great but I had to get out of there before it was too late. It was enough for me to experience it at least once. I only hope I don't have any little ones running around somewhere because of it. As I said, I admit that it was good but I promised myself not to get tied down, and as long as I'm happy I refuse to let that happen.

Now this morning when I got up and stretched my legs, the dew was still on the ground, and that's another thing about living my life the way I do. I can get up whenever I want to, and I can stay up as late as I like without giving anything else a thought. Anyway, when I got up the sun was already warming the ground, and I knew the dew wouldn't last long. Like most mornings when I get up after a good night's sleep it felt good to stretch my legs, and wanted to go for a walk.

It had been a good year, and with all the rain we've had the grass was green and had grown nice and tall, and so did the tasty morsels that grew out in the garden. I remember I was particularly looking forward to the taste of a tomato I've been watching as it ripened over the past week. I figured that this was the day it would be at its best, and couldn't wait to sink my teeth into it.

Besides the tomatoes, there were cucumbers, squash, lettuce, melons and even corn in the garden, a regular smorgasbord for a vegetable lover like me. Oh, I'll eat meat too on occasion but fresh meat is a little harder for someone like me to get since I don't raise my own animals. Whenever I get a craving for something like that I have to go hunting, and I'm not always that lucky.

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