101 Reasons Not to Become a Gynocologist
Copyright© 2010 by BlackStallion21
Erotica Sex Story: Chapter 1 - This is my take on some of the funny things that women do when encountering the OBGYN. It's a WANK story 100%! I have strategically placed a few scenes in here that everyone should enjoy! So, pull out your cock, or pull your panties to the side, get your GOOD HAND ready, and check out my story!
I. My Job.
An obstetrician is a physician who has successfully completed specialized education and training in the management of pregnancy, labor, and pueperium (the time-period directly following childbirth).
A gynecologist is a physician who has a successfully completed specialized education and training in the health of the female reproductive system, including the diagnosis and treatment of disorders and diseases.
As an Obstetrician/ Gyno, I of course examine the female body. I prep ladies for pregnancy, I have delivered countless babies, am a professional at administering PAP smears/ mammograms, have given good and bad news about diseases, cancers, and the hole nine yards. I have a library of over 400 patients and I could name seventy-five percent of them by first glance.
I also respond to an internet blog called "Ask Abby" (no relationship to Dear Abby... ) that I check twice weekly. I have also appeared on Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Maury's talk shows on more than one occasion. For the most part, I have a decent practice. I make great money, but I am in no way wealthy.
Marc has been a friend of mine for a few years, and we went to school together. So when we graduated, we got a loan from the bank and opened a practice and before either one of us new it, we were hiring more and more people to keep up with demand. He is married to a beautiful Arabian woman that I lusted after so hard that I begged Marc to hire her as my personal assistant. (No I haven't slept with her, she is married to my partner and I am married too, but it is nice to stare at her and its wonderful giving her check-ups!)
But enough blubbering, onto the story, or shall I say stories. Here are a few instances that I ran into and had to think twice about the end result. I changed the names to protect the innocent, but I think you will get the point.
II. Puberty (the perfect place to start)
Puberty is a transitional stage between childhood and adulthood when secondary sexual changes occur, fertility is achieved and skeletal growth is completed. Girls usually begin pubertal changes between ages nine to thirteen years, and boys typically begin puberty between ten and fourteen years.
Breast development, public and auxiliary hair, increase in body fat mass, development of the labia, vagina, uterus and breast ducts, penis, and stimulation of skeletal growth are all signs and symptoms of puberty. Different girls go through this stage at different points in their life. For instance, I started developing at age eleven, and my sister started with breast growth as early as eight!
This brings me to my first story. Funny? I thought so but of course I didn't laugh in the face of my patient but in the private quarters of my office, I'm allowed aren't I?
I met Kaitlyn when she was a teenager going through puberty. Since our first meeting, she had gotten a few years older, and was now eighteen, but I still think she was quite childish to go through this and actually have this happen.
Kate and her then boyfriend were engaging in sexual acts, (as much as you can at, 18) and decided to play with food. (This brings me to my next Doc's Note, FOOD BELONGS IN THE KITCHEN and your mouth only! Yeah, we like to play with chocolate sauce, and we buy edible paints, and edible panties, and such, but I think we need to be more careful with our clean up practices ladies!)
Yeah, I have gotten different teens in with pieces of cucumber, banana, hot dogs, kielbasa, carrots, and even celery stuck in their private places, but this one took the cake! (Not literally... )
Lets Talk Fruit, but first, let's talk smells... (Yeah more literature... )
It is normal for every woman's vagina to have a unique smell. Becoming familiar with the healthy smell of your vagina can help you determine when there is a problem. Changes in vaginal smell occur throughout the menstrual cycle but can also result from yeast infections, sexually transmitted infections.
With that said, now, let's talk Cling Peaches!!!
Kat and her boyfriend decided to eat and stick canned cling peaches up her pretty little young vagina. Sounds fun doesn't it? Loads of fun ... until Kat stuck well let's say four and a half pieces up her hole and only returned on four of them. If that's not bad enough, she didn't know that it was up there, (believe it or not) and when she went to have sex about a week later, dear sweet boyfriend wouldn't enter into the joy of Kat's world because of the foul stench that emanated from it!
Two days later when I had an open spot to accept Kate into my office, laid back on the exam table with her feet in the stirrups, I proceeded to examine the stench pervading from her pretty pink hot box. Upon sticking my fingers up inside her warm (but quite smelly) vagina, I pulled out a piece of a peach and Kate's face immediately turned red.
"Well Kaitlyn, the next time you decide to play with your food, either douche thoroughly or make sure you get all of it from inside the folds of your flower." I said throwing the nasty piece of fruit into the garbage.
Straightening out her denim jean skirt and pulling up her HelloKitty™ panties, Kaitlyn kissed my cheek and thanked me and left the exam room.
~Needless to say, to this day, I still don't know how she did that, and I still refuse to eat cling peaches!!! (And so does Kat from what I understand!)
And two-thirds of women admit to pleasuring themselves three times a week, with women in London finding the time for four sessions every seven days. (And funny, but the ratio of women to men that masturbate with inanimate objects is far greater than you would expect! Partially because we as women have a hole to pleasure when men have a pole that they can play with, and it is sometimes harder to pleasure ourselves as women because of the nerve endings in the vagina.)
With men, of course you know that the ratio and percentile are much, much higher ... all the men I know believe in the tacky saying; 'Once a day keeps the doctor away.' (Facts and findings prove otherwise but who's to stop them from pleasuring themselves??)
As a doctor I've heard and seen a lot from women as I stated. From hot dogs, to electric toothbrushes, to glass bottles that created too much suction ... Some guys do the same; (but for some reason they don't get as many things stuck... ) golf balls, vibrating eggs, and much of the same thing when it comes to sticking things in their asses so they can stimulate the prostate to create a better orgasm. But again, girls, and even grown women though, are none other than relentless! I even had a girl go as far as coming into my office all bruised up because she got off when someone kicked her vagina. (Don't ask! To each her own... ) But none of my patients stick out quite like Chloe when it comes to masturbation.
Chloe was a squirter. For those of you that are clueless, here is a little background info on the female ejaculation.
A woman's ejaculate is expelled from the urethra, the same place where urine comes out from. Studies have found that the clear liquid is not urine at all, the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not come from the bladder.
In essence, the fluid that is expelled from the vagina during an orgasm is the female equivalent to sperm and for those of you that can vouch, it feels SO DAMN GOOD! Although every female has the capability to squirt, not all females master the power to harness this talent and therefore never feel the joy of having an ejaculate orgasm. Sorry ladies! Moving On!
So back to Chloe ... the nurse practitioner took Chloe into the exam room and instructed her to do all of the necessary steps to prep her for my entre. She was just here for a routine check up. And at 23, and a single mother to the world's cutest baby girl, Chloe was normally a healthy girl.
RN Calmer finished taking Chloe's vitals and asking questions, and left the room for me to take over. I normally pride myself on being rather prompt about getting into the next room because I have a lot of patients that come through my office daily. The patient before Chloe was Autumn, a 7month pregnant and lactating mother-to-be so she had a little extra attention from me. She was normally seen by Dr. Kelly, but he was off on vacation that particular week.
No problem for Chloe though. She was already completely nude under the smock, and her pussy was dripping wet with the anticipation of the awaiting cock that was promised to her after she left the doctors office. She had just finished text messaging her ex-boyfriend Timmy who was just getting out of work and was hot and horny.
Sitting back on the exam table and placing her feet in the stirrups, Clo moved the smock to the side and started rubbing her now swollen pussy lips to try to relieve the sexual tension. Her hard clit was poking its head from the sleeve and making its presence known. A gasp escaped her lips as she took her free hand to her pert breasts as her tiny nipple pointed to the ceiling. She pinched her hard nipples and now frigged her hard clit as she felt the strong orgasm building deep down in the pit of her stomach.
By this time I had finished with Autumn, who was also a struggling 23 year old who hadn't had sex since she conceived her child because her boyfriend refused to touch her. 'Pregnant women are fat and disgusting, ' were his words exactly, so Autumn was having a really hard time with her pregnancy and her self image since she was originally 120 pounds and five foot two inches tall and had gained a whopping forty pounds in her pregnancy. I switched paperwork and headed towards the exam room that housed the now sexually frustrated and almost ready to burst Chloe.
I knocked on the door lightly and proceeded in. Just barely and in the knick of time, Chloe covered herself back up with the paper smock, but as a female, I know the distinct smell of an aroused pussy, and she also gave herself away by wiping her fingers that were glistening with pussy juice on the gown. (Not to mention the sweat beads that lined her forehead.)
"I hope I didn't interrupt anything Clo. But how are you doing ma'am?"
"Fine, Dr. H, how are you?" she huffed out trying to catch her breath.
"I'm well. Would you like to remove the gown completely today or would you just like me to give you your exam around it." I asked as Chloe's flushed pale face lost all pigment all together.
"Whatever you'd like Doc." She managed to choke out.
I gave her a second to calm down and I started by examining her breasts for lumps after I lifted the gown completely over Chloe's head. I managed to sneak a peak towards her lower abdomen and bright pink pussy lips awaited my touch and I could see the juices that escaped her precious hole. The paper on the exam table was also completely saturated and small streams of juice also glistened on the inside of her thighs.
As I rubbed my gloved hands over Chloe's breast and groped her furiously, I accidently brushed her left nipple and she inhaled sharply. A sinister idea appeared in my head and I decided to act on it.
Chloe's precious stomach was rising and falling as she took and expelled breath. Hard nipples sat atop of their mountainous peaks and a very hot, very wet sexy and aroused Chloe was raring and ready to go. I took the exam glove off of my right hand and gently touched her stomach. I slowly ran my hand down her beautiful body and to her dripping pussy. I could feel the steam rising from her body and I couldn't help but to rub the tiny tuft of red hair that she had carved out in a beautiful landing strip leading to the sweet cherry pie she just had her fingers in. "Please Dr Abby, Make me cum!" she whispered.
Now completely aroused myself; that was all I had to hear to take things to the next level. I had made a promise to Dr. Kelly and myself that I would never have sex at work, and I wasn't about to break that pact now, (even though Kelly broke it to me, but I digress... ) but I never said I couldn't get anyone else off.
I rubbed Chloe's bright red hair and stroked around her clit with my fingertips and played with her beautiful nipple with my left hand. "aw ... Abby..." she gasped, "oh my god."
My pussy was getting wetter by the second and I so wished I didn't have a patient waiting on me in the next room.
"Abby, please, make me cum ... I'm so ready."
Her juices were already starting to flow back down her legs as her hot pussy self lubricated over and over again. I walked my fingertips down her pussy lips and inserted two fingers into her sopping wet cunt. A chill ran through her body and her back arched to meet the thrust of my fingers. "yes, Abby. Fuck me." She whispered. "Please fuck me."
I took my left hand and parted her wet pink pussy lips and dug my right hand in her box over and over. My fingers were so slick with pussy juice and slipping out so I added a third finger. 'Aah, ' she gasped. "make me cum, make me cum, make me cum!" she demanded.
As fast as my arm could go, I finger fucked Chloe's tight pink pussy. Sloppy clear juices splashed up my arm and on my Lab Coat, and all over the exam table. "Doctor Abby, oh my god!"
Her body was bucking back and forth on the table, beautiful chest was rising and falling as breath rushed in and out of her lungs. Heart racing at the speed of light, and her eyes were almost glued shut, as she pressed them together.
With tight gripped hands full of the exam paper that lined the padded table, Chloe let it all go. "STOP! Oh my god Stop!"
With tightened stomach muscles and everything she had built up in one massive push, Chloe drenched the exam room. Squirt after beautiful squirt, stream after stream she sprayed lady cum all over the place and shivered in a body numbing orgasm.
I know the patient in the next room heard her if no one else did, because she squealed as her body locked up and she expelled all of her energy in the orgasm that rocked her body.
I stroked Chloe's forehead and wiped the sweat from her forehead as she calmed down from the riotous orgasm that had just ravaged her body so fiercely and fanned air across her body to cool her off.
Once we had cleaned up all of the visible puddles of Chloe Juice and she had gotten dressed, Chloe left the office and honestly to this day she has never mentioned that day or the events of it. I don't think it's shame since I am her doctor and she has been coming to the office on a regular basis, but I can wager to guess it was just the awkwardness of a her doctor getting her off...
In all fairness, I think I am done with my part of this story. I have given you my reasons to keep as far away from this profession as you can, and now I think its Kelly's turn. Until next time, (and there will be a follow up visit to this Doctor's Appointment... ) Keep all of your sexual escapades safe and clean.
_A.N.H. - OBGYN.md
... Now without further ado, Obstetrician, Dr. Marquise M. Kelly, MD.
IV. Pregnancy (by Dr. M.M. Kelly)
Thanks Abby that was a very touching cum evoking story, and now it's my turn I guess.
I'll keep it short and sweet, let's talk about pregnancy. We are all well versed about the penis and the vagina and the horizontal mambo aren't we? We're all adults and we all know what happens? Right?
Well here is the definition that the Doctor can give you...
Pregnancy is the carrying of one or more offspring, known as a fetus or embryo, inside the uterus of a female. In a pregnancy, there can be multiple gestations (the process in which one carries more than one offspring), as in the case of twins or triplets.
... Now that we have that covered, let's go back to my patient, Autumn.
I know that Dr. A. told you about Autumn briefly because she had to give her a six month check up. Auto is, as Dr. A described, about 5'2" and 124lbs prior to pregnancy. She is a dirty blonde 23year old (now) mother of Nathanial Jackson who was a healthy 6lbs- 4oz, 21" long. But here in lies our problem and the reason I became a Gynecologist and an Obstetrician! (Just joking)
Autumn came in after she found out she was pregnant for about her 4month check up. She was doing fine and she was showing quite a lot for her size and frame. She was actually looking very healthy and had that motherly glow that all pregnant women seem to have. She was naturally beautiful without a lot of make up, and had a great smile.
When she came in that day, she had just been coming for a scheduled check up. I checked her vitals, made sure she was alright, and regular. I checked the baby's pulse and movement via a sonogram. And the whole nine yards. It seemed like it was going to be a regular visit until such time as it was for her to leave.
"Dr Kelly, I have a question for you." Auto said sounding perturbed.
"Yes Auto, what's up?"
"Doc, am I ugly? Or does my pussy have a different smell, or would it have a different taste or anything now that I am pregnant? And do you find anything wrong about my body now that I am pregnant?"
Well to say the least I was a little bit thrown off. I hadn't been asked that question by any of my patients up until that point. And moreover and most importantly, even though I had seen it, and it was beautiful I might add, I hadn't the opportunity to get close enough to notice the taste of her pussy, nor had I noticed a smell, nor had I the privilege to fuck her!
"Autumn I can't see there being a different taste or smell, nor have I had the chance to tell you if there was by self experience but medically speaking, I can't give you explanation for that question. And as far as you bring ugly, I can't believe you asked me that! You're gorgeous! And if I weren't married, believe me; I would be looking for a girl like you! But there has to be a reason you ask. What's going on?"
"Well Doc, I can't seem to get Lucas to touch me! Ever since he got me pregnant, he says pregnant women are fat and ugly, and not only won't he have sex with me, he won't even sleep in the same bed as me!
I've asked him to rub my feet, because the extra weight on my small frame is killing my feet, my back, and legs. My breasts are swelling, and he refuses to even rub them! He used to love my tits and would lick my pussy at a moments notice. Sometimes he would just do it without me asking! Now, Nothing! I don't get it!" she said as tears started to well up in her eyes. "I'm beginning to think he doesn't find me attractive anymore!"
I walked over to the exam table where she was sitting to console her and I took her hand in mine and started stroking her skin with my fingertips.
"Well Autumn, sometimes men look at women differently when they become pregnant and start having kids. They think that the body that they got when they met you is just supposed to stay the way it is through one, two or how ever many pregnancies that you go through. You and I both know that it doesn't work that way.
A woman in the state of pregnancy is the most beautiful thing that God created. You glow because you know that you are bringing a new creature into the world to love and care for. On top of that, the body has a way of stretching and curving in the right places to make a woman appear more beautiful than she already is! I couldn't keep my hands off of my wife when she was pregnant with Zoe!
We fucked in public, in stores, I ate her out in the car going everywhere and anywhere, I just acted a complete fool with our pregnancy. Some other people don't have sex for fear that the baby is going to feel it or that they will hurt the baby. Neither is true of course, but people believe that."
I think I was getting through to her because tears started welling up in the corners of her eyes and the grip that she had on my hand got a bit tighter. I stepped in closer to give her a hug and that was the point when the Hoover Dam broke. She started shaking and breathing heavy as she laid her head on my chest and started bawling.
"I just want to feel good!" she choked out. "I want to feel like I'm not in this alone."
I felt terrible for her, and I kissed her blonde head and rubbed her back. She looked up at me with glassy eyes and I could see down deep into her soul. I could see that she was hurting and needed a void in her life to be filled. I could see that a man was the only person that was capable of fixing it, and just as all of those thoughts were rushing through my mind; Autumn reached up and kissed me.
Not just a peck on the lips but a passionate kiss that had definition and meaning. And the more she kissed me the more I wanted to kiss her back. Her mouth parted and hot breath rushed into my mouth and her tiny tongue explored my mouth and tongue. It was the most beautiful thing that had happened to me in a long time ... A total escape of reality. No Gynecology Practice, no wife, daughter, partner; nothing!
When she broke the kiss it was like I was dropped back into my body. But I wanted more! And obviously so did she ... the next thing I knew Autumn was reaching down to lift her pink shirt over her head. Beautiful cream colored tits jutted out from her chest as if she wasn't even pregnant. The hardest and brightest coral colored pink nipples pointed out about a quarter of an inch off of her tiny B-cup breasts. The tightest tummy that I had ever seen on a pregnant body looked much sexier than it had before when I administered check ups.
"Doctor Kelly, I want you to make me feel good! I want you inside of me right now. Please don't make be beg ... I need this so badly."
My body reacted before my mind had a chance to process the information and before I knew it, a hard cock was pressing and pushing against my zipper. The pain was erotic and so unbearable I thought I was about to burst through my pants.
I didn't have time to step back before Auto had her tiny hands gripping my belt buckle and working on unfastening my pants. Her tiny hand crept into my briefs and when she wrapped it around my swollen cock I thought I was going to explode on contact!
'This must be why she is pregnant right now!' I thought to myself. My thoughts were short lived and fully interrupted when Auto pushed me backwards and stood up. Once on her feet, she continued to her knees as she let go of my cock to pull my pants down.
As she did, my cock sprang to attention. Autumn moved her mouth closer to my cock and opened her mouth to put it in, but instead, she took her hot breath and exhaled a hot blast of warm air onto the head of my cock and my knees immediately went weak. I was on cloud nine and couldn't take much more when she wrapped her tiny lips around my hard shaft and ran her tongue around inside of her mouth.
It felt so incredible! Back and forth she bobbed her head, and harder and harder she sucked. After about five minutes of this torture, I grabbed Autumn by the chin and she took her mouth from around my cock. "I have got to get inside of that pussy now."
As Autumn stood up, she pulled her wet thong from under her skirt and as she went to step out of them, I grabbed them from her hand and sniffed them. The wet spot touched my nose and the beautiful fragrance pervaded around my head and through the room. If it were at all possible for me to get any harder, my cock stiffened so much I thought it was going to self destruct.
Sitting on the table, I wasted no time and stepped closer to slide my cock into that sloppy soaking wet pregnant punanny. Cumming was going to be hard not to do because she wouldn't stop flexing the muscles in her pussy around my cock as I began go thrust deeper and deeper into her.
I grabbed her left tit hard and brought my mouth to the hard nub as I slid my cock deeper into her canal. She wrapped her arms around my head and as she did, I bit down on her nipple.
"Fuck!" she gasped as she arched her back to meet my mouth. I did it again and she moved her left hand to my back and dug her nails into me.
I felt an orgasm coming on after only a couple of minutes of thrusting into her but I didn't want to ruin the moment. I tried to slow down, but Autumn kept pulling me into her tight body. Her baby bump was pushing against me but Autumn kept pulling me closer. "I'm gonna cum..." she breathed in my ear. "Fuck me harder!"
That's all I needed to hear. I started thrusting with all of my might into her tight hotbox. I felt my heartbeat in my ears, and I felt the blood rushing through my veins as we came together. The head of my cock seemed to blow completely off as I shot my strongest orgasm into the depths of Autumn's hot pussy. I think she felt the same as the pain from her nails digging into my skin finally registered to my nervous system.
I wanted to stay inside of her forever, but I began to slide my cock out of her as I realized my surroundings and the extent of my actions. That thought was short lived as I noticed the tight grip Auto still had on me. "No, not yet ... one second please." Her orgasm hadn't fully subsided and she wanted to live out every second of it. Her throbbing pussy was still coming to, and it seemed like she was too.
The good news for me was Autumn was already pregnant when we had our little run in, so the kindergarten class room that leaked down her legs and saturated her little black thong that she took back from me, didn't make it to the final destination. Thank God! Five months to the day of Autumn and my run in with a desperate fulfillment Baby Jackson was born.
In closing, I will give you my advice, and then I will turn it back over to Dr. Abby.
I hope you got a good bit of useful information from Dr. Abigail and me. I know our job sounds fun, but in all actuality, telling someone that they have cervical cancer or AIDS or HIV, or any other disease isn't the most fun thing in the world.
Then there is the funny side of the job, and finding JellyBelly™ jelly beans in some dude's urethra, or a toy super ball stuck in some boy's asshole as it blocks up his bowels; having to drill a hole in a glass bottle to release the suction from a woman's vagina because her muscles contracted, or finding peaches in some young girl's vagina because she doesn't know how to properly play with her food ... these are the things Dr. Henderson and I LIVE FOR!!!
Until Next Time, Practice safe sex, or abstinence! If you can't you don't need to participate in it at all!
God Bless Dr. M.M. Kelly.
Dr. A.N. Henderson
As Dr. Kelly said Safe sex or no sex!
We are well aware of the fact that you all like to be freaks! I have seen about all there is to see! From the people that like to pierce their parts in any and every place that is imaginable, to the ones that like to whip, beat, and flog each other in sex. Certain piercings are ok! As long as they are done professionally and certain women have experienced orgasms with clitoral piercings, and all of this is well and good.
I also condone wax play for those of you that are into it. As long as you aren't burning the crap out of your partner, but be careful! I particularly like, NO LOVE wax play, and bondage, but I always have a safe word to get out if it. But with all that said, I am done preaching!
WE BOTH hope you enjoyed our story, but we ask you to think twice before contemplating Gynecology as a career!
_Dr. Abigail Natasha Henderson. MD- OBGYN