Author comment: There is a reader who goes by the name Drunken Dwarf, and who consistently has good ideas. Luckily he passes some of them on to me. After reading Read Dirty To Me, he wrote me a note about an idea it gave him. It's a similar idea, but very different, if that makes sense. Anyway, it was a good idea and it recently popped up in the projects folder whining that it had been too long since its inception.
So, thanks to Drunken Dwarf, here's the story.