Author's comment: The idea for this story was shamelessly stolen from TheMoose63, who wrote a story called "Camping With Patty" a while back. As so often happens when I read somebody else's work, my mind wanted to replace things. That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with the original story. Think of it like cooking. If somebody else starts a pan of potatoes, hamburger and cream of mushroom soup, and then you come along, you might want to add some garlic pepper to it, or a can of mushrooms. When I want to do that with a story sometimes it is to change the personality or relationship of a/the character(s). Sometimes it is to change the setting. In this particular case, I wished there was more tease and buildup to the main event. I want to repeat that this doesn't mean Moose's story is substandard. Not by any stretch of the imagination. It simply means that I think of things a little differently than he does. So this is a nod to TheMoose63, who gave me what I hope are some great ideas.