Chapter 30

This one is compliments of jim6172‎03

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquired nervously.

“No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear.

“Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, “That’s me before the operation.”

This group is compliments of Popeskid‎

Count how many of the following you remember!

1. blackjack chewing gum

2. wax coke shaped bottles with colored sugar water

3. candy cigarettes

4. soda pop machines that dispensed bottles

5. coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

6. home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

7. party lines (for the phone)

8. newsreels before the movie

9. P.F. flyers

10. butch wax

11. telephone numbers with a word prefix (olive - 6933)

12. peashooters

13. Howdy Doody

14. 45 RPM records

15. 78 RPM records

16. Records

17. S & H Green stamps

18. hi-fi’s

19. metal ice trays with levers

20. mimeograph paper

21. blue flashbulbs

22. Beanie and Cecil

23. Rollerskate keys

24. cork popguns

25. drive ins

26. Studebakers

27. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 - You’re still young!

If you remember 6-10 - You’re getting older!

If you remembered 11-15, don’t tell your age!

If you remembered 16-25, you’re older than dirt! (NOT THAT THERE’S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)